So, hi guys! He's HERE! The new baby is HERE! He was born on Sunday, September 23, 2007, at 7:37pm. According to astrological charts, the nurses told me, he's a Libra. But, some would argue that he's actually a Libra/Virgo -- on the cusp. Either way, it's a good... More »

Gotta run!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!! xoxo Haley!... More »

I'm freaking out right now. Why? Because my husband is "touching up" the entire house. In other words, THERE'S WET PAINT EVERYWHERE IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW -- except in the monkey's room...she's napping. Grrrrrrrr.... I leave the house for 20 minutes to buy New Baby a floor mat for... More »

I'm packed.... Packed for the hospital! Well. I'm packING. Everything takes forever, so I'm just packing, not quite packed. Nightie -- checkBras -- checkRobe -- TBA (nothing fits!)Maxi Pads -- TBAUnderwear -- checkOversized Shirts -- checkToiletries -- check (mini shampoos and soaps and toothpastes...LOVE!)Flip flops -- checkDiapies -- checkWipes --... More »

DISCLAIMER: From now till Haley-O gives birth, DO NOT expect ANYTHING brillers to appear on present screen. Thank you for understanding and for your ongoing commitment and much appreciated support of limping, burping, kvetching, double-chinned, uggers-haired, dimply-arsed preggers woman. LOVE!!! It's Saturday. The neighbour is rehearsing his opera aria... More »

It's Saturday night. And, here I sit alone. With chocolate bar. And with tonight's episode of Celebrity Paranormal Project.... (All that paranormal activity on the show HAS to staged.... I don't know why I'm watching it.... Although I do find Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight quite fascinating in my... More »

I think I'm finally getting hungry after that NIGHTMARE of a night last night (Saturday). But, I don't know.... The day started out GREAT. In fact, here's the theme song of the day -- check it and DANCE (pretend I'm Ellen Degeneres): I'm 34 weeks! And, I'm SO EXCITED! Just... More »

Hmmm.... I wonder where my little monkey got the phrase "I'M SO TIRELERD" from...? Yeah, lately that cheaty little thang's been coming up to me with squinty eyes, saying, oh-so-melodramatically, "I'm so tirelerd." It felt really great, let me tell you, when she said it this weekend in front of... More »

Ha! I WON! I WON! I WON!!! I BEAT that ant all the way home from Starbucks. It was me against him, and I WON -- fair and square. Granted, he did give me a little bit of a head start; and, granted, he figured it was safer to crawl... More »

I'm, really, so glad I had that 3rd piece of my little monkey's birthday cake. Really. So glad. Actually, truth be told, I had 4 pieces. BUT, I only ate the icing on the last 2 pieces.... Of course, I passed out shortly after the 5th piece (did I say... More »