The videos are everywhere - some are hilarious - some are ridiculous. Will can't edit a video (thank god) but I'm sure this is what he'd capture if he could....I give you
S*&t My Mom Says by Will Lanthier
Do I smell poop? Did you poo?
Where's the wine opener?
You know I love you right? Even when I'm angry?
Take that finger out of your nose!
It's a looong time till Christmas bud.
Really? Are you sure that's how you want to talk to me?
I'm not sure what tarantulas eat or why leopards have bigger heads than cheetahs or why Kermit is on both Sesame Street and the Muppets but Miss Piggy isn't.
Do you know how much I love you?
I have never been this tired in my life.
You have until the count of three...1 - 2 - do you want me to get to three???
Mommy needs a time out.
Turn it down!
I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map. I'm the map.
We're out of wine? Get your coat.
We don't eat nuggets for breakfast.
Wanna know something? I think you are AMAZING. I think you are AWESOME. I think you are INCREDIBLE! (she says this combo to me at least once a day...yeesh).
Lindsay/Sarah/Kelly/Auntie/Grandpa is babysitting. Won't that be so fun??
I don't want to go to work either but you have to go to daycare.
MODPp0o43oli7^(*&^P@##$j (she says this when her face is in a pillow...I'm not sure what she's so mad at - it's only midnight and I just asked for blueberries!)
You are my favourite guy in the entire world.
I have never been this tired in my entire life. (this one and the wine get repeated quite a few times).
We are a team...me and you!
*Nice of the kid to end on a positive note...What would your kids say you say all the time??)