'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven... Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...'
His mother overhearing gasped, "What are you doing?"
"Math homework, mom"
After a long silence-
"Ummm, I think your teacher was saying "Two plus five, the sum of which is seven."


Huzzah!!
OMG that is too funny! Amazing what children hear and what comes out of childrens mouths isn't it - reminds me of the old game of telephone:)
Hey mom of 8- do you really have 8?
Yes I do - 13, 12, 9, 8, 6, 5 and 6 month old twins (identical boys) if we count the hubby it is 9 - lucky for me though he is only home about every 4 months or so;)
wow- I am impressed and a little jealous
next week I will have 9 girls here for a week of sleepover art camp - so I will relate to the full beauty of what you have