Seriously do you know how many times a week I say
" If I only had a PEEPEE"
please dont get me wrong- I love being a girl. Really, almost everything about it thrills me.
BUT I have some serious problems that having a peepee would surely fix
- I have ZERO or less than zero sense of direction. No matter where I am or where I have been I want to turn left.
Just last weekend I had seven different ways written down to get to the same place. While taking a poll in many situations is a good idea- with directions it is a bad idea. I consulted with a family member or two, I used my iPhone, I happened to be at Tourism Ontario dropping first born at bus stop, they had a lot to say and highlighted 3 different maps and even gave me their cell phone number- just in case. I believe they sensed my weakness. I just ended up confused rather than clear
- when I see this (tangled extension cord) I don't see fun or challenge. I see pain in butt
-jars are all for bigger hands. I have strength but small hands. Some jars are too big and tough. Sometimes I throw them against the wall really hard and that seems to do the trick. They 'open' but it is fairly messy.
-Yes I BBQ and it is fine. But men love it more than women, it is a known fact. You can hold your beer and stare into nothingness in silence and dream about the next car you will buy. It doesn't do it for me that way.
-Sometimes I wish I could pee standing up- like at a grubby gas station, or when I go in the dark and a male has left the seat up, or at a campsite or over the edge of a deck.
Are you with me on this girls - or am I once again alone 'out-standing' in my field ?