the good:

• Brittany and Corlis. serenading Randy and Simon. dear god, they were delightful.
• Robbie the Rocker. even if he DID  date Britney Spears

the bad:

• american junior julie. what a little shit. she was totally actressing...right Sparkles Cohen?
  
• Shannon McGough handles meat. also? can't sing.

the meh:

• poor man's Antonio Benderas (ghaleb?)

the best line of the night: "Have you ever been called 'precocious'?"

the best moment of the night: Simon sniffing Paula's cup. about friggin' time.