the good

• single dad was great, i thought...but someone needs to give him and his son some matching haircuts.
• mmm...Michael Johns...aka hot australian dude. love.
• Simon Fangirl. i liked her so much more than i thought i would.
• previously paralyzed throat. he's cute. i hope he's not too cute...ala kevin covais.
• Irish Carly...but i hope that she doesn't bring her scary husband to Hollywood.

the bad

• Mariah girl. yikes. i knew it would be bad when she said she likes to laugh at the bad ones.
• i believe the children are the future guy. ahahahaha. the children certainly aren't laughing. bwah.

the ugly

• biggest. fan. ever. might just be the biggest. faker. ever. might be. but the nails? what's with the nails this season??

the best line of the night:  Simon saying "OH-buh-muh"