Monday Bits and Bites

it seems Jude Law has been taking up with someone other than me (ahem)...kidding, of course, but he was seen, um, tangled up in a certain miss Kimberly Stewart..the two were seen, well, doing this

 

in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub in Epping, Essex. hot or not? you decide!!

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Jessica Biel, who has long been on my list for having the best derriere in hollywood has some competition.

Wow, Kristen Bell. Wow.

 

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Fergie continues to scare small children with her scary face and scary pants as she performs her horrible Barracuda cover on Today. Her first bomb performance was on Idol Gives Back, and someone without ears decided to let her do it once again. in the same horrible pants.