10. Paula Abdul sees the future...commenting on a performance of Jason Castro's that he hadn't sung yet.

9. Vampires "Come out of the Coffin" on True Blood

8. Oprah does 30 Rock. "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMON!"

7. That's what she said will NEVER get old, thanks to Michael Scott. "it squeaks when you bang it" hahahah

6. David Letterman gives John McCain hell for bailing on his show

5. Tina Fey does Sarah Palin

4. Chuck Bass wins! Blair Waldorf gives in first and tells Chuck she loves him on Gossip Girl

3. An estimated 40 million viewers tuend in to watch Michael Phelps win the gold medal race and win the hearts of fans worldwide

2. Sarah Silverman is F^&*ing Matt Damon

1. The Oceanic Six! Locke was in the coffin! Michael dies! Jin dies! Penny and Desmond reunite! they move the island! they have to go back!