Or you just don't watch Jersey Shore.
But really, you should. Because then you'd understand when I quack like Snooki and when I say "T-shirt time!" or when I talk about the GTL and getting it in and when I randomly shout "The Cabs are Here!"
Oh man, it's good TV.
I guess I have no soul...
No soul here either.....Charlie Brown is sacred!
Clearly neither of you have seen the show...