The Celebrity Dish

Taking 'Sucking Face' To A New Level

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I love TLC.  When I got pregnant and first had Will, I cancelled my extra cable to save money.  Gone was my TLC and Discovery (I have a Deadliest Catch obsession).  But I missed TLC the most...What Not To Wear; Say Yes To The Dress; The Baby Story...the couponing, the baking - all of it.   After I lived with my sister for three months this spring...I knew what I had to do.  I had to get my TLC back.

Now there are Sister Wives and Gypsy Weddings - loving.  This morning, thanks to the brilliant Michael K over at Dlisted, I caught a glimpse of TLC's new show.  I could turn a blind eye to the kiddy pageant show and pretend it didn't exist.  But I think - just maybe - they may have crosssed the line - even for me - lover of all things trash.  



I bring you the Virgin Diaries. A reality show that follows two people who have chosen not to kiss or anything past that before their wedding. Look - the Duggars have 19 kids...why not just focus on their weddings - they do the same. Try to erase that visual of these people kissing from your brain. It's hard. I think this is what my first kiss may have looked like at 15...(Gibby??). Look, it's one thing to not have sex before you get married...but to not make out with someone? Bad kisser = deal breaker. Sure they can practice - but oh the experience they're missing out on.

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What do you think?  Will I eventually get sucked in (it's hard to use the word 'suck' after that video).  Will you???

18 Comments

OMG. OMG. MY EYES. WHY did I click on that? WHY?! That was a small meal not a kiss... *shudder*

OMG! I don't even know what that couple is doing, but it's not kissing. Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes out with bleach.

I'm so... I mean I really... Oh my goodness, I just can't even.

What? What? What? Was? THAT?? And why did you post it? And why did I watch it?? And you know you're all thinking it, so I'm going to say it: imagine what the "next stage" is going to be like. Now we don't just need bleach for our eyes, we need it for our brains. *shudders*

I have friends that didn't do ANYTHING (including holding hands) before they got married. Whatever works for you, as far as I'm concerned. But a show about it...ick.

Before watching this clip I was skeptical that this couple hadn't kissed before their wedding day. Now I'm a believer. Wow, that was gross!

Thanks for that.... not!! My breakie is now all over my keyboard!! GROSS!!

I have to put my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing too loudly at work - that kiss is HILARIOUS!!!

OMG!! that was nasty. That was NOT a kiss....unless you're horse.

Still laughing.....still going.....now totally disturbed!

Whatever floats your boat....their tongues are going to swell!!

i saw this yesterday and i still can't believe this isn't put on. is this kiss real? no one can be that bad can they??? please?????

I saw the preview for this on the weekend and thought I am TOTALLY watching it.
I laughed out loud when I saw them kiss.
I cannot imagine that first kisses are every like this. I saw an episode of A Wedding Story many many years ago with a couple who did the same and while their first kiss was awkward (with everyone watching) it was NOT like that one in the clip.

OMG. I was watching Sister Wives with the girls when that preview came on the other day. We all looked at each other like, "wha....?" and I couldn't stop laughing. Even my eleven and eight year-old daughters know (or maybe just hope) that kissing isn't supposed to be like that! I couldn't help myself, I had to say, "girls, that's why you should kiss your husband BEFORE you get married."

I agree with you Sara, bad kisser=deal breaker. Imagine being saddled with - THAT - for the rest of your life? Eugh. Wow. Barf.

do not chew when you kiss! ewwwww

Please do not chew when you kiss! ewwwww

LMAO...especially at 'please don't CHEW when you kiss'! LOLOLOLOL!

That just makes me sad. I mean kissing, to me is pretty intimate but it is not sex. SO why not kiss before marriage? I mean that just makes no sense. Imagine being with a bad kisser for the rest of your life. I am not even really sure you can "teach" someone to kiss properly. I think it just comes from some experience.

But that kiss, he looked like he was chewing cudd....

poor lady...