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American Idol - Top 12 - MEN

i like!
David Archuleta, "Shop Around"...he's ridiculously cute...and the dude can blow. for serious.
Jason Castro, "Daydream"...hahah...he's John Travolta meets Minnie Driver! but he can sing. and i kinda love him already.
Michael Johns, "Light My Fire"...he had me at Bohemian Rhapsody. love.
Colton Berry, "Suspicious Minds"...except now. all. i. see. is Ellen Degeneres. he sang a song i like, albeit not as good as Chris Daughtry.
David Hernandez "In the Midnight Hour"..he sounds great, i really enjoy him. but yes, needs to loosen up. a lot.

i don't like!
Chikeze "More Today Than Yesterday"..is anyone getting a Gary Coleman vibe? no? just me?
Danny Noriega, "Jailhouse Rock"...i love his enthusiasm, but he's a little bit scary. and bad, bad, bad choice of song. also...not to get nitpicky...but that song came out in the 50s. just sayin'
Luke Menard, "Everybody's Talkin'" oh, dear. so hot. so, so hot. but so, so BORING. dude. come on. i hope you make it another week...
Jason Yeager, "Moon River"..he sounded okay...well, he would have, had i not been asleep.
Garrett Haley, "Breaking Up is Hard to Do"...i'm fairly certain that he's a girl.

i am totally just plain ole 'meh about
David Cook ("Happy Together") i have issues looking at him...but i kind of like what he did with the song.
Robbie Carrico, "One"...oh Robbie...just a tip...the addition of a bandana does not a rock star make.

going home? Chikese and Jason Y.

ps. i would seriously like to offer my hairdressing services to at least THREE of the top 12 guys...

American Idol - Top 12 - MEN

i like!
David Archuleta, "Shop Around"...he's ridiculously cute...and the dude can blow. for serious.
Jason Castro, "Daydream"...hahah...he's John Travolta meets Minnie Driver! but he can sing. and i kinda love him already.
Michael Johns, "Light My Fire"...he had me at Bohemian Rhapsody. love.
Colton Berry, "Suspicious Minds"...except now. all. i. see. is Ellen Degeneres. he sang a song i like, albeit not as good as Chris Daughtry.
David Hernandez "In the Midnight Hour"..he sounds great, i really enjoy him. but yes, needs to loosen up. a lot.

i don't like!
Chikeze "More Today Than Yesterday"..is anyone getting a Gary Coleman vibe? no? just me?
Danny Noriega, "Jailhouse Rock"...i love his enthusiasm, but he's a little bit scary. and bad, bad, bad choice of song. also...not to get nitpicky...but that song came out in the 50s. just sayin'
Luke Menard, "Everybody's Talkin'" oh, dear. so hot. so, so hot. but so, so BORING. dude. come on. i hope you make it another week...
Jason Yeager, "Moon River"..he sounded okay...well, he would have, had i not been asleep.
Garrett Haley, "Breaking Up is Hard to Do"...i'm fairly certain that he's a girl.

i am totally just plain ole 'meh about
David Cook ("Happy Together") i have issues looking at him...but i kind of like what he did with the song.
Robbie Carrico, "One"...oh Robbie...just a tip...the addition of a bandana does not a rock star make.

going home? Chikese and Jason Y.

ps. i would seriously like to offer my hairdressing services to at least THREE of the top 12 guys...

American Idol - Top 12 - MEN

i like!
David Archuleta, "Shop Around"...he's ridiculously cute...and the dude can blow. for serious.
Jason Castro, "Daydream"...hahah...he's John Travolta meets Minnie Driver! but he can sing. and i kinda love him already.
Michael Johns, "Light My Fire"...he had me at Bohemian Rhapsody. love.
Colton Berry, "Suspicious Minds"...except now. all. i. see. is Ellen Degeneres. he sang a song i like, albeit not as good as Chris Daughtry.
David Hernandez "In the Midnight Hour"..he sounds great, i really enjoy him. but yes, needs to loosen up. a lot.

i don't like!
Chikeze "More Today Than Yesterday"..is anyone getting a Gary Coleman vibe? no? just me?
Danny Noriega, "Jailhouse Rock"...i love his enthusiasm, but he's a little bit scary. and bad, bad, bad choice of song. also...not to get nitpicky...but that song came out in the 50s. just sayin'
Luke Menard, "Everybody's Talkin'" oh, dear. so hot. so, so hot. but so, so BORING. dude. come on. i hope you make it another week...
Jason Yeager, "Moon River"..he sounded okay...well, he would have, had i not been asleep.
Garrett Haley, "Breaking Up is Hard to Do"...i'm fairly certain that he's a girl.

i am totally just plain ole 'meh about
David Cook ("Happy Together") i have issues looking at him...but i kind of like what he did with the song.
Robbie Carrico, "One"...oh Robbie...just a tip...the addition of a bandana does not a rock star make.

going home? Chikese and Jason Y.

ps. i would seriously like to offer my hairdressing services to at least THREE of the top 12 guys...

American Idol - Top 12 - MEN

i like!
David Archuleta, "Shop Around"...he's ridiculously cute...and the dude can blow. for serious.
Jason Castro, "Daydream"...hahah...he's John Travolta meets Minnie Driver! but he can sing. and i kinda love him already.
Michael Johns, "Light My Fire"...he had me at Bohemian Rhapsody. love.
Colton Berry, "Suspicious Minds"...except now. all. i. see. is Ellen Degeneres. he sang a song i like, albeit not as good as Chris Daughtry.
David Hernandez "In the Midnight Hour"..he sounds great, i really enjoy him. but yes, needs to loosen up. a lot.

i don't like!
Chikeze "More Today Than Yesterday"..is anyone getting a Gary Coleman vibe? no? just me?
Danny Noriega, "Jailhouse Rock"...i love his enthusiasm, but he's a little bit scary. and bad, bad, bad choice of song. also...not to get nitpicky...but that song came out in the 50s. just sayin'
Luke Menard, "Everybody's Talkin'" oh, dear. so hot. so, so hot. but so, so BORING. dude. come on. i hope you make it another week...
Jason Yeager, "Moon River"..he sounded okay...well, he would have, had i not been asleep.
Garrett Haley, "Breaking Up is Hard to Do"...i'm fairly certain that he's a girl.

i am totally just plain ole 'meh about
David Cook ("Happy Together") i have issues looking at him...but i kind of like what he did with the song.
Robbie Carrico, "One"...oh Robbie...just a tip...the addition of a bandana does not a rock star make.

going home? Chikese and Jason Y.

ps. i would seriously like to offer my hairdressing services to at least THREE of the top 12 guys...

American Idol...Hollywood Week

no group sing? oh, i totally LOVED that drama and all the cheese!

love:

• Michael Johns
• IrishCarly
• Syesha...if she stopped screaming a little bit i'd REALLY love her
• David H. (Hernandez?) where did he come from? love love love him!
• Brooke PG-13..GREAT

hate:

• Josiah. i can't believe they kept him. he was AWFUL. and please. for all that's good and holy, lose the faux accent. and the tears. i've had enough of those. thanks.
• Rocker Nurse..i just totally don't get her.

glad to see leave:

• Miss Florida Fair. Paula actually said no to someone!
• Miss Amy Flynn and her vocal coach

sad to see leave:

• Angela Martin. thought she was great.

American Idol...Hollywood Week

no group sing? oh, i totally LOVED that drama and all the cheese!

love:

• Michael Johns
• IrishCarly
• Syesha...if she stopped screaming a little bit i'd REALLY love her
• David H. (Hernandez?) where did he come from? love love love him!
• Brooke PG-13..GREAT

hate:

• Josiah. i can't believe they kept him. he was AWFUL. and please. for all that's good and holy, lose the faux accent. and the tears. i've had enough of those. thanks.
• Rocker Nurse..i just totally don't get her.

glad to see leave:

• Miss Florida Fair. Paula actually said no to someone!
• Miss Amy Flynn and her vocal coach

sad to see leave:

• Angela Martin. thought she was great.

American Idol...Hollywood Week

no group sing? oh, i totally LOVED that drama and all the cheese!

love:

• Michael Johns
• IrishCarly
• Syesha...if she stopped screaming a little bit i'd REALLY love her
• David H. (Hernandez?) where did he come from? love love love him!
• Brooke PG-13..GREAT

hate:

• Josiah. i can't believe they kept him. he was AWFUL. and please. for all that's good and holy, lose the faux accent. and the tears. i've had enough of those. thanks.
• Rocker Nurse..i just totally don't get her.

glad to see leave:

• Miss Florida Fair. Paula actually said no to someone!
• Miss Amy Flynn and her vocal coach

sad to see leave:

• Angela Martin. thought she was great.

American Idol...Hollywood Week

no group sing? oh, i totally LOVED that drama and all the cheese!

love:

• Michael Johns
• IrishCarly
• Syesha...if she stopped screaming a little bit i'd REALLY love her
• David H. (Hernandez?) where did he come from? love love love him!
• Brooke PG-13..GREAT

hate:

• Josiah. i can't believe they kept him. he was AWFUL. and please. for all that's good and holy, lose the faux accent. and the tears. i've had enough of those. thanks.
• Rocker Nurse..i just totally don't get her.

glad to see leave:

• Miss Florida Fair. Paula actually said no to someone!
• Miss Amy Flynn and her vocal coach

sad to see leave:

• Angela Martin. thought she was great.

American Idol...the best of the rest auditions

the good:

• Chikese. loved him and his Randy banter.
• plus-sized Joanne - - she was GREAT. i loved her confidence!
• Cardin....i thought she was adorable....and she works in a fondue resturant!

the bad:

• Islands in the stream girl. i thought she was AWFUL.
• i didn't love Danny. am i the only one???

the ugly:

• the twins and the dog girl. the only thing redeeming about the whole mess was that dog. stop. beat.boxing.
• Tiffany. hahaha. Simon asking her if God has a returns policy.

best exchange: "I'm going to sing Proud Mary" "Of course you were"

best moment: Simon forgetting the names montage. but they totally forgot to play when Simon mispronounced Obama. ahahaha.

American Idol...the best of the rest auditions

the good:

• Chikese. loved him and his Randy banter.
• plus-sized Joanne - - she was GREAT. i loved her confidence!
• Cardin....i thought she was adorable....and she works in a fondue resturant!

the bad:

• Islands in the stream girl. i thought she was AWFUL.
• i didn't love Danny. am i the only one???

the ugly:

• the twins and the dog girl. the only thing redeeming about the whole mess was that dog. stop. beat.boxing.
• Tiffany. hahaha. Simon asking her if God has a returns policy.

best exchange: "I'm going to sing Proud Mary" "Of course you were"

best moment: Simon forgetting the names montage. but they totally forgot to play when Simon mispronounced Obama. ahahaha.

American Idol...the best of the rest auditions

the good:

• Chikese. loved him and his Randy banter.
• plus-sized Joanne - - she was GREAT. i loved her confidence!
• Cardin....i thought she was adorable....and she works in a fondue resturant!

the bad:

• Islands in the stream girl. i thought she was AWFUL.
• i didn't love Danny. am i the only one???

the ugly:

• the twins and the dog girl. the only thing redeeming about the whole mess was that dog. stop. beat.boxing.
• Tiffany. hahaha. Simon asking her if God has a returns policy.

best exchange: "I'm going to sing Proud Mary" "Of course you were"

best moment: Simon forgetting the names montage. but they totally forgot to play when Simon mispronounced Obama. ahahaha.

American Idol...the best of the rest auditions

the good:

• Chikese. loved him and his Randy banter.
• plus-sized Joanne - - she was GREAT. i loved her confidence!
• Cardin....i thought she was adorable....and she works in a fondue resturant!

the bad:

• Islands in the stream girl. i thought she was AWFUL.
• i didn't love Danny. am i the only one???

the ugly:

• the twins and the dog girl. the only thing redeeming about the whole mess was that dog. stop. beat.boxing.
• Tiffany. hahaha. Simon asking her if God has a returns policy.

best exchange: "I'm going to sing Proud Mary" "Of course you were"

best moment: Simon forgetting the names montage. but they totally forgot to play when Simon mispronounced Obama. ahahaha.

American Idol...Atlanta Auditions

the good:

• Asiah (sp?)...she made me cry. usually, i don't fall for the sob story...but i don't know..hers got to me (yes, folks, i DID cry watching american idol last night. sue me)
• rock nurse...she was a'ight. liked her

the bad:

• Josiah...i don't see him and his faux british accent making it much farther in this game. i don't feel bad for him because he lives in his car.
• Nathan...his bit about not spooning with Simon was not even remotely funny. you got your 15 minutes, now get a life, dude.

the annoying:

• Miss South Florida Fair. I'm with Simon. i really wanted her to be bad...but she wasn't.
• Eva and her not-an-act fall

best line of the night: "i just said do-do American Idol"

American Idol...Atlanta Auditions

the good:

• Asiah (sp?)...she made me cry. usually, i don't fall for the sob story...but i don't know..hers got to me (yes, folks, i DID cry watching american idol last night. sue me)
• rock nurse...she was a'ight. liked her

the bad:

• Josiah...i don't see him and his faux british accent making it much farther in this game. i don't feel bad for him because he lives in his car.
• Nathan...his bit about not spooning with Simon was not even remotely funny. you got your 15 minutes, now get a life, dude.

the annoying:

• Miss South Florida Fair. I'm with Simon. i really wanted her to be bad...but she wasn't.
• Eva and her not-an-act fall

best line of the night: "i just said do-do American Idol"

American Idol...Atlanta Auditions

the good:

• Asiah (sp?)...she made me cry. usually, i don't fall for the sob story...but i don't know..hers got to me (yes, folks, i DID cry watching american idol last night. sue me)
• rock nurse...she was a'ight. liked her

the bad:

• Josiah...i don't see him and his faux british accent making it much farther in this game. i don't feel bad for him because he lives in his car.
• Nathan...his bit about not spooning with Simon was not even remotely funny. you got your 15 minutes, now get a life, dude.

the annoying:

• Miss South Florida Fair. I'm with Simon. i really wanted her to be bad...but she wasn't.
• Eva and her not-an-act fall

best line of the night: "i just said do-do American Idol"

American Idol...Atlanta Auditions

the good:

• Asiah (sp?)...she made me cry. usually, i don't fall for the sob story...but i don't know..hers got to me (yes, folks, i DID cry watching american idol last night. sue me)
• rock nurse...she was a'ight. liked her

the bad:

• Josiah...i don't see him and his faux british accent making it much farther in this game. i don't feel bad for him because he lives in his car.
• Nathan...his bit about not spooning with Simon was not even remotely funny. you got your 15 minutes, now get a life, dude.

the annoying:

• Miss South Florida Fair. I'm with Simon. i really wanted her to be bad...but she wasn't.
• Eva and her not-an-act fall

best line of the night: "i just said do-do American Idol"

American Idol...Miami Auditions

the good:

• Brittany and Corlis. serenading Randy and Simon. dear god, they were delightful.
• Robbie the Rocker. even if he DID  date Britney Spears

the bad:

• american junior julie. what a little shit. she was totally actressing...right Sparkles Cohen?
  
• Shannon McGough handles meat. also? can't sing.

the meh:

• poor man's Antonio Benderas (ghaleb?)

the best line of the night: "Have you ever been called 'precocious'?"

the best moment of the night: Simon sniffing Paula's cup. about friggin' time.

American Idol...Miami Auditions

the good:

• Brittany and Corlis. serenading Randy and Simon. dear god, they were delightful.
• Robbie the Rocker. even if he DID  date Britney Spears

the bad:

• american junior julie. what a little shit. she was totally actressing...right Sparkles Cohen?
  
• Shannon McGough handles meat. also? can't sing.

the meh:

• poor man's Antonio Benderas (ghaleb?)

the best line of the night: "Have you ever been called 'precocious'?"

the best moment of the night: Simon sniffing Paula's cup. about friggin' time.

American Idol...Miami Auditions

the good:

• Brittany and Corlis. serenading Randy and Simon. dear god, they were delightful.
• Robbie the Rocker. even if he DID  date Britney Spears

the bad:

• american junior julie. what a little shit. she was totally actressing...right Sparkles Cohen?
  
• Shannon McGough handles meat. also? can't sing.

the meh:

• poor man's Antonio Benderas (ghaleb?)

the best line of the night: "Have you ever been called 'precocious'?"

the best moment of the night: Simon sniffing Paula's cup. about friggin' time.

American Idol...Miami Auditions

the good:

• Brittany and Corlis. serenading Randy and Simon. dear god, they were delightful.
• Robbie the Rocker. even if he DID  date Britney Spears

the bad:

• american junior julie. what a little shit. she was totally actressing...right Sparkles Cohen?
  
• Shannon McGough handles meat. also? can't sing.

the meh:

• poor man's Antonio Benderas (ghaleb?)

the best line of the night: "Have you ever been called 'precocious'?"

the best moment of the night: Simon sniffing Paula's cup. about friggin' time.

American Idol...Omaha Auditions

the good:

• David Cook = Blake redux. slowest livin' on a prayer ever. and Simon was right...it was a bit worthy, but it was good. i can't wait to see what he does in Hollywood.
• Leo the homecoming queen. love.
• daddy doesn't love me. she was good. i might forget who she is, though...

the bad:

• Kelly Clarkson lover.
• goth chick. yikes.

the sad:

• poor Jason forgetting the lyrics. 15 times. yikes. i loved him, but how could he keep losing them like that?

the best line of the night: "I am America's Next Top Model"

the best moment of the night: Paula is late. and drunk. and hiccupy. TOUCHDOWN!

American Idol...Omaha Auditions

the good:

• David Cook = Blake redux. slowest livin' on a prayer ever. and Simon was right...it was a bit worthy, but it was good. i can't wait to see what he does in Hollywood.
• Leo the homecoming queen. love.
• daddy doesn't love me. she was good. i might forget who she is, though...

the bad:

• Kelly Clarkson lover.
• goth chick. yikes.

the sad:

• poor Jason forgetting the lyrics. 15 times. yikes. i loved him, but how could he keep losing them like that?

the best line of the night: "I am America's Next Top Model"

the best moment of the night: Paula is late. and drunk. and hiccupy. TOUCHDOWN!

American Idol...Omaha Auditions

the good:

• David Cook = Blake redux. slowest livin' on a prayer ever. and Simon was right...it was a bit worthy, but it was good. i can't wait to see what he does in Hollywood.
• Leo the homecoming queen. love.
• daddy doesn't love me. she was good. i might forget who she is, though...

the bad:

• Kelly Clarkson lover.
• goth chick. yikes.

the sad:

• poor Jason forgetting the lyrics. 15 times. yikes. i loved him, but how could he keep losing them like that?

the best line of the night: "I am America's Next Top Model"

the best moment of the night: Paula is late. and drunk. and hiccupy. TOUCHDOWN!

American Idol...Omaha Auditions

the good:

• David Cook = Blake redux. slowest livin' on a prayer ever. and Simon was right...it was a bit worthy, but it was good. i can't wait to see what he does in Hollywood.
• Leo the homecoming queen. love.
• daddy doesn't love me. she was good. i might forget who she is, though...

the bad:

• Kelly Clarkson lover.
• goth chick. yikes.

the sad:

• poor Jason forgetting the lyrics. 15 times. yikes. i loved him, but how could he keep losing them like that?

the best line of the night: "I am America's Next Top Model"

the best moment of the night: Paula is late. and drunk. and hiccupy. TOUCHDOWN!

American Idol...Charleston Auditions

the good

• air force one was ROBBED. she was great, i thought. also, she made me feel all warm and fuzzy. also, new daddy (aka Phil Stacey redux) was good. they should have had him sing another song.
• i kinda liked abstinence amy...but she kind of needs to stop talking so much. i can't wait to see her in Hollywood.

the bad

• the message board lovers. they met right over there, but THAT there trashcan. ah, the romance.
• Aretha. yikes.

the ugly

• Albamarle Angry Waitress. DeAnna was a little to southern fried...and a little scary too.

American Idol...Charleston Auditions

the good

• air force one was ROBBED. she was great, i thought. also, she made me feel all warm and fuzzy. also, new daddy (aka Phil Stacey redux) was good. they should have had him sing another song.
• i kinda liked abstinence amy...but she kind of needs to stop talking so much. i can't wait to see her in Hollywood.

the bad

• the message board lovers. they met right over there, but THAT there trashcan. ah, the romance.
• Aretha. yikes.

the ugly

• Albamarle Angry Waitress. DeAnna was a little to southern fried...and a little scary too.

American Idol...Charleston Auditions

the good

• air force one was ROBBED. she was great, i thought. also, she made me feel all warm and fuzzy. also, new daddy (aka Phil Stacey redux) was good. they should have had him sing another song.
• i kinda liked abstinence amy...but she kind of needs to stop talking so much. i can't wait to see her in Hollywood.

the bad

• the message board lovers. they met right over there, but THAT there trashcan. ah, the romance.
• Aretha. yikes.

the ugly

• Albamarle Angry Waitress. DeAnna was a little to southern fried...and a little scary too.

American Idol...Charleston Auditions

the good

• air force one was ROBBED. she was great, i thought. also, she made me feel all warm and fuzzy. also, new daddy (aka Phil Stacey redux) was good. they should have had him sing another song.
• i kinda liked abstinence amy...but she kind of needs to stop talking so much. i can't wait to see her in Hollywood.

the bad

• the message board lovers. they met right over there, but THAT there trashcan. ah, the romance.
• Aretha. yikes.

the ugly

• Albamarle Angry Waitress. DeAnna was a little to southern fried...and a little scary too.