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Wife and Wife

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi both wore Zac Posen to their small (only 19 guests) wedding ceremony on Saturday.

i find them adorable. not so adorable? Ellen's outfit?

yeah..right...

methinks that the person who wears this shirt (ohhiEvaLongoria)...

is looking for just the opposite...

they are still hangin' tough.

Danny Wood, Jordan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, and Jonathan Knight are BACK.
and they have them a brand new single. i don't know whether to *squee* or *squirm*

i kind of don't exactly hate it. and i still have a think for Joey McIntyre.

Charlton Heston Dies

Charlton Heston was famous for many things. His chiseled jaw. His Oscar-winning role in Ben Hur. His involvement with the NRA. "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

To me, though, he will always be Moses.

and sadly, my Moses died  on Saturday, at his home in in Beverly Hills. He was 84. The cause of death is currently unknown.

Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. second.

you want to see Gisele Bundchen run naked through New York City, don't you??

Well, it seems that Plaxico Buress wasn't the only one talking pre-uperbowl trash. Miss Gisele came out and proclaimed: "If the Pats lose, I’ll run naked though Mid-Town Manhattan."

well...we all know how this ends, don't we?

apparently, she's been working out logistics with CBS Sports...

"It was a mistake and I'm sorry I said it. I don't know what I could have been thinking -- Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It'd take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How 'bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day ... will that work? "

Hump Day Hearts

Brand spanking new couple Drew Barrymore and Justin Long make their red carpet debut at Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show at Hollywood’s Egyptian Theater on Monday. These two are ridiculously cute. i hope it's real and not a publicity stunt. i've mentioned before that i can't handle her acting, but i like her as a person, and i've loved Justin Long since he was on Ed.

It looks as though motherhood is agreeing with Nicole Richie. She has lost ALL of her baby weight in TWO weeks. yes, folks. Baby Harlow (love. that. name.) is already two weeks old!

There are rumors flying around that JLo and Marc Anthony is planning to name her new babies Emme and Max (ala  Christina Aguilera)...According to Star Magazine

"On Jan. 18, the day before the 38-year-old Grammy winner’s fabulous baby shower at New York City’s chic Gramercy Park Hotel, J.Lo’s mom, Guadalupe, was spotted picking up two gold-rope baby ID bracelets engraved with those names from Genesis Jewelers in Yorktown Heights, N.Y.

Unfortunately for Guadalupe, she wasn’t alone in the store, and another shopper heard exactly what she ordered!"

Monday Bits and Bites - SAG awards

Like Jennifer Love Hewitt before her, Angelina Jolie does nothing to make us think she's NOT pregnant...

James Brolin accepts the award for himself the cast ensemble of No Country For Old Men, and almost threw down with the scary-teethed Woody Harrelson when he was asked to thank the Coen brothers, because, um, it was kinds THEIR movie...and said "back off! i'm taking my time. this is my frickin' moment" interesting...

Daniel Day-Lewis picks up an award for Best Actor in There Will Be Blood. and gives a tribute to Heath Ledger. i was touched. i already loved DDL, and now i love him even more. dude is ALL CLASS.

Pressing things

yes, yes, i realize that Wednesday is supposed to be hump day hearts...and i promise to (try to) get to that by this afternoon (because there will also be an awesome American Idol recap you'll want to come back for too)...there are just some pressing things i NEED to talk about this morning.

pressing thing #1 - THE shocking death.
If you learn one new thing about me today (although most people already know it), it's that i am obsessed with the movie Sleepers. and the book. It's fantastic. i want to be friends with Lorenzo Carcaterra. i want to take him out for dinner. and it was through this movie that i found two great loves - Billy Crudup and Brad Renfro.

Imagine my SHOCK to learn of Brad's death yesterday. at 25. The cause is undetermined...but he did have a history of drug abuse. i don't even have the words.

pressing thing #2 - THE godly laptop

my laptop, she is pretty. and she is awesome. and i say nothing bad about her. but THIS? this is PERFECTION. and i must have it.

pressing thing #3 - THE Tom Cruise video

There are many versions out there (just google tom cruise scientology on youtube) but THIS is the one that the Scientologists TOOK OFF of youtube. it's a GOOD ONE.

Pregnant!

Nicole Kidman IS pregnant!

well, at least we don't need to speculate anymore!

Congrats to Nicole and Keith!

Top Ten Quotes of 2007

1. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children]."
- Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina Teen USA

2. "I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon – but I want to stay alive."
- Madonna

3. "I love 'em ... except for the few sickos who write lesbian fan fiction about me and Bea Arthur."
- Betty White, on her fans, on Ugly Betty

4. "I really am not the kind of guy that sits here and says, 'Oh gosh, I'm worried about my legacy.'" - President GEORGE W. BUSH, when asked about his falling approval numbers and mounting criticism of the Iraq War during an interview with CBS' 60 Minutes

5.

"No. there is an elephant in the way."
- Anonymous, in response to the above physics exam question

6. "Where did you two meet, an AMBER Alert?"
- Jack, to Liz , about Liz's much younger date, on 30 Rock

7. "DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ISLAND IS?"
-Lost writer/producer Carlton Cuse's picket sign

8. "Yeah, well maybe next time, you will estimate me."
- Michael, to Jan, who said she underestimated him, on The Office

9. "As always, I rely on the jury system."
- O.J. Simpson, after a judge refused to dismiss his latest criminal charges

10.

Actual Spirit Airlines Ad

"Not at all ... The most obscene thing we've noticed is what other carriers have charged to fly the Caribbean before Spirit's $9 fares."
- Juan Arbelaez, director of communications for Spirit Airline's Latin American market, when asked whether it was aware that their MILF ("Many Islands, Low Fares") marketing campaign had other implications

Top Ten Pop Culture Moments of 2007

we're counting down this week folks...we're going to cover everything entertainment from 2007 until we ring in 2008...from the best music to the best movies to the best fashion disasters to the best tv to the best games...and much, much more!!!

today we've got the biggest and best pop culture moments of 2007...and they are...not in any particular order...

1. Anna Nicole Smith dies.

2. Lost season 3 ends with a flash forward. off the island.

3. Sopranos fades to black and has the world singing Journey

4. Martin Scorcese wins an Oscar. finally.

5. Jim and Pam get together. finally. the world breathes a collective *swoon*

6. Ellen Degeneres weeps on National TV over the fate of Iggy the Terrier.

7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is released.

8. Britney Spears stumbles and sloshes through her comeback performance at MTV's Video Music Awards in September

9. The 'Summer of Apatow' has everyone believing in the underdog...both Knocked Up and Superbad were hits.

10. Radiohead releases album 'In Rainbows' and allows the fans to decide how much to pay for it.

the news on the nose (and some housekeeping)

(welcome to the first week of Juice, your home for all things entertainment. we are still working out the kinks a little bit, but i wanted to let you know of some of the features you should expect to see around here.

look for tuesday teases, where we profile someone you are dying to see and something celebrities didn't want YOU to see. this one's worth coming back for, i promise!!

look for hump day wednesdays, where we dish about the rumors, the romances and the heart-breaks.

look for date night thursdays, where i give you the what, where, when, why of going out. the who is up to you, of course. we'll be talking about restaurants, cities you should visit, romantic destinations, movies you should see, movies you should rent. the works. it's going to be GOOD.

look for recap fridays...where your tivo and i have given you the whole week to watch all your favorite tv shows...and on friday we are going to snark, snark, snark away!!

look for monday afternoon mommies and thursday morning daddies.

and of course, i'll be mixing in my movie prescreening and premiere reviews, my celebrity interviews, my celebrity sightings and all that jazz into the mix!

*names are subject, of course, to chance without notice. we are still very new, folks!

there are some more features in the mix, but i can see you are itching to get to some MEAT...so, without further ado, i give you the news...)

So, apparently, Ashley Tisdale, of High School Musical fame, went under the knife last week to fix a deviated septum.

“I didn’t do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose,” Ashley told People Magazine. “I want my fans to know the truth. I’m not someone who is going to act like I had nothing done. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me.”

good for her for being up front about it. There's nothing worse than someone pulling a Scarlett Johansson. relax, i kid, mostly. the truth is, i'm not entirely sure on this one. i'm inclined to say yes, definitely a nose job. a good one, though. a smart one.

what do you think? nose job? yes? no?

before

after

this, folks, is GOOD plastic surgery:

and THIS is very, very, very bad plastic surgery:

yikes.