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well, well, well...lots to talk about this morning...

we can talk about Casey Affleck and his lovely wife, Summer Phoenix and their new baby boy. well, not SO new, since he was born in January...but they are so super cute, i had to post it...

we can talk about all the things that are wrong with the picture. the stomach! the boy's hair!

we can talk about Britney (we can always talk about Britney) she wears a bra! she wears a bra! albeit it's what looks like an orange or pink one underneath white, but it's a step in the right direction, i guess

we can talk about how much i heart them...

we can talk about Naomi Campbell getting arrested. again.

According to the Sun: "Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after allegedly SPITTING at a police officer. The supermodel was hauled away "ranting and screaming" from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5. She was due to catch a 4pm flight to Los Angeles but mislaid one of her three items of hand luggage. Onlookers said she demanded BA staff find the bag and turned down their offer to find it and forward it on. As the row intensified airport staff asked her to leave the airport and said she was unfit to fly. Cops were called and she was heard screaming "get off me, leave me alone" before she attacked one and was taken away to Heathrow police station. BA269 left more than an hour and a half late while bags belonging to the model and her entourage were taken from the flight."

classy.

what do you want to talk about???

ps. if you haven't entered the contest to win season 1 of Rent-A-Goalie AND No Country For Old Men...go on and leave me a comment!!! go on, get!

pps. tv recaps to come this morning!

Friday Smackdown

quotes of the week:
Sharon should leave the house this week, because she’s not playing this game. She’s the girl that’s hiding in the corner reading the Bible and talking to the gerbils. — Chelsia, Big Brother

I know drag queens that walk better than Dominique. — Whitney, America’s Next Top Model

most unintentionally hilarious photo of the day:

is it just me...or does Katherine Heigl need to be channeling Izzy Stevens a little more these days?? she's starting to look a little meth-addict-y to me...

look who is finally looking pregnant??!?!?

Steve-O, oh, Steve-O...who would have thought you'd be on suicide watch? i mean, a guy who sticks leeches on his eye-ball surely has to be a happy and normal person, no? According to Star Magazine:

The situation escalated over the weekend when Steve-O, 33, e-mailed suicide notes to several friends, blaming a broken romance. “Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one.”

A close family member told Star that Steve-O suffers from untreated bipolar disorder.

who watched:

ah...guess who caught the dude in the store with Jin who said it was the year of the dragon (and guess who, sadly, googled it to find that it was 2000)...so Jin = flashback and Sun = flashforward. how freakin' amazing is LOST??
um..hello..Kevin Johnson? While most of us already called that Michael was the man on the boat...seeing him?? a-freakin-mazing. also...sould i love the Desmons/Sayid duo any more? love!

i'm so glad they didn't vote off Ozzy...because after the Mikey B and Joel vote-off moves, that, by far, would have put the nail in their coffin. they would NEVER win another challenge. ever. much love for Jonathan, who wanted to compete in the challenge even though he was almost dead. and then he ROCKED it. and then the crying? the crying! oh, i am so sad to see him go. Tracy's nipples = scariest thing i've ever seen on SUrvivor. why the votes for Erik? anyone?

my biggest question...um, Parker...the hair? the hair! yay for James coming back..but i would have loved to have seen someone else come back, just for drama's sake. Natalie = so pathetic. she's like women in abusive relationships that keep coming back. does she not realize that Matty cares NOT AT ALL about her? convincing Ryan to keep Matty was a dumb-ass move on her part AND on Ryan's part. Sheila. effing Sheila. and why do i want to give Adam a giant hug. that was SO ridiculously out of character of him to give Sheila the money. also, strategic, likely.

America gets it right with the bottom 3. Syesha. Kristy Lee. David. in that order. major suckage. more lennon/mccartney next week? i guess it's WAY better than Bee Gees night. also? i hope someone sings Happiness is a Warm Gun (since it's my FAVE) i like Brooke even though she's a little crunchy for me...but she needs to give up the "aw shucks" routine. it's wearing thin.

why are the models this season SO ugly. i mean, i understand the concept that a tan, lanky woman can be a model, even if she's not conventionally pretty...but come on!!! this season is SO fug. Dominique? why do they keep saying she's pretty? she's a total pig-dog. poor Katarzyna...no one will EVER get her name right. "So I have to wear beef panties"...officially, i HEART Whitney. buh-bye Amis. and your Axel Rose head-band. i assure you, you won't be missed.

Friday Smackdown

quotes of the week:
Sharon should leave the house this week, because she’s not playing this game. She’s the girl that’s hiding in the corner reading the Bible and talking to the gerbils. — Chelsia, Big Brother

I know drag queens that walk better than Dominique. — Whitney, America’s Next Top Model

most unintentionally hilarious photo of the day:

is it just me...or does Katherine Heigl need to be channeling Izzy Stevens a little more these days?? she's starting to look a little meth-addict-y to me...

look who is finally looking pregnant??!?!?

Steve-O, oh, Steve-O...who would have thought you'd be on suicide watch? i mean, a guy who sticks leeches on his eye-ball surely has to be a happy and normal person, no? According to Star Magazine:

The situation escalated over the weekend when Steve-O, 33, e-mailed suicide notes to several friends, blaming a broken romance. “Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one.”

A close family member told Star that Steve-O suffers from untreated bipolar disorder.

who watched:

ah...guess who caught the dude in the store with Jin who said it was the year of the dragon (and guess who, sadly, googled it to find that it was 2000)...so Jin = flashback and Sun = flashforward. how freakin' amazing is LOST??
um..hello..Kevin Johnson? While most of us already called that Michael was the man on the boat...seeing him?? a-freakin-mazing. also...sould i love the Desmons/Sayid duo any more? love!

i'm so glad they didn't vote off Ozzy...because after the Mikey B and Joel vote-off moves, that, by far, would have put the nail in their coffin. they would NEVER win another challenge. ever. much love for Jonathan, who wanted to compete in the challenge even though he was almost dead. and then he ROCKED it. and then the crying? the crying! oh, i am so sad to see him go. Tracy's nipples = scariest thing i've ever seen on SUrvivor. why the votes for Erik? anyone?

my biggest question...um, Parker...the hair? the hair! yay for James coming back..but i would have loved to have seen someone else come back, just for drama's sake. Natalie = so pathetic. she's like women in abusive relationships that keep coming back. does she not realize that Matty cares NOT AT ALL about her? convincing Ryan to keep Matty was a dumb-ass move on her part AND on Ryan's part. Sheila. effing Sheila. and why do i want to give Adam a giant hug. that was SO ridiculously out of character of him to give Sheila the money. also, strategic, likely.

America gets it right with the bottom 3. Syesha. Kristy Lee. David. in that order. major suckage. more lennon/mccartney next week? i guess it's WAY better than Bee Gees night. also? i hope someone sings Happiness is a Warm Gun (since it's my FAVE) i like Brooke even though she's a little crunchy for me...but she needs to give up the "aw shucks" routine. it's wearing thin.

why are the models this season SO ugly. i mean, i understand the concept that a tan, lanky woman can be a model, even if she's not conventionally pretty...but come on!!! this season is SO fug. Dominique? why do they keep saying she's pretty? she's a total pig-dog. poor Katarzyna...no one will EVER get her name right. "So I have to wear beef panties"...officially, i HEART Whitney. buh-bye Amis. and your Axel Rose head-band. i assure you, you won't be missed.

Friday Smackdown

quotes of the week:
Sharon should leave the house this week, because she’s not playing this game. She’s the girl that’s hiding in the corner reading the Bible and talking to the gerbils. — Chelsia, Big Brother

I know drag queens that walk better than Dominique. — Whitney, America’s Next Top Model

most unintentionally hilarious photo of the day:

is it just me...or does Katherine Heigl need to be channeling Izzy Stevens a little more these days?? she's starting to look a little meth-addict-y to me...

look who is finally looking pregnant??!?!?

Steve-O, oh, Steve-O...who would have thought you'd be on suicide watch? i mean, a guy who sticks leeches on his eye-ball surely has to be a happy and normal person, no? According to Star Magazine:

The situation escalated over the weekend when Steve-O, 33, e-mailed suicide notes to several friends, blaming a broken romance. “Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one.”

A close family member told Star that Steve-O suffers from untreated bipolar disorder.

who watched:

ah...guess who caught the dude in the store with Jin who said it was the year of the dragon (and guess who, sadly, googled it to find that it was 2000)...so Jin = flashback and Sun = flashforward. how freakin' amazing is LOST??
um..hello..Kevin Johnson? While most of us already called that Michael was the man on the boat...seeing him?? a-freakin-mazing. also...sould i love the Desmons/Sayid duo any more? love!

i'm so glad they didn't vote off Ozzy...because after the Mikey B and Joel vote-off moves, that, by far, would have put the nail in their coffin. they would NEVER win another challenge. ever. much love for Jonathan, who wanted to compete in the challenge even though he was almost dead. and then he ROCKED it. and then the crying? the crying! oh, i am so sad to see him go. Tracy's nipples = scariest thing i've ever seen on SUrvivor. why the votes for Erik? anyone?

my biggest question...um, Parker...the hair? the hair! yay for James coming back..but i would have loved to have seen someone else come back, just for drama's sake. Natalie = so pathetic. she's like women in abusive relationships that keep coming back. does she not realize that Matty cares NOT AT ALL about her? convincing Ryan to keep Matty was a dumb-ass move on her part AND on Ryan's part. Sheila. effing Sheila. and why do i want to give Adam a giant hug. that was SO ridiculously out of character of him to give Sheila the money. also, strategic, likely.

America gets it right with the bottom 3. Syesha. Kristy Lee. David. in that order. major suckage. more lennon/mccartney next week? i guess it's WAY better than Bee Gees night. also? i hope someone sings Happiness is a Warm Gun (since it's my FAVE) i like Brooke even though she's a little crunchy for me...but she needs to give up the "aw shucks" routine. it's wearing thin.

why are the models this season SO ugly. i mean, i understand the concept that a tan, lanky woman can be a model, even if she's not conventionally pretty...but come on!!! this season is SO fug. Dominique? why do they keep saying she's pretty? she's a total pig-dog. poor Katarzyna...no one will EVER get her name right. "So I have to wear beef panties"...officially, i HEART Whitney. buh-bye Amis. and your Axel Rose head-band. i assure you, you won't be missed.

Friday Smackdown

methinks a certain celebrity is going to regret getting this:

anyone want to take a stab who got herself this lame tat??  I will give a prize to the  first person to get it right...(a custom made cd, made, of course, by me. just for you)

today i'm giving out awards! that was the bad tattoo award.

now, we've got...worst outfit of the week...and it goes to Kate Hudson:

and worst hair color of the week goes to Charlotte Church:

and worst resemblance of Lisa Rinna lip work:

and finally...the worst misuse of a brassiere award goes to Kim Kardashian:

big congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony for giving birth to Jher and Jhim just after midnight last night!

The girl was born at 12:12am and weighed 5lbs 7oz, with the boy following at 12.23am, weighing 6lbs.

Lopez’s manager Simon Fields told People: "Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon."

who watched:

Kate's son is Aaron. Kate's son is Aaron! can i say it again...holy shit, Kate's son is Aaron. so...are we thinking that Claire dies and it's Jack's fault and that's why he can't see the baby? or did Kate steal him and is trying to pass him off as her own? and is Aaron one of the six? i really could use some Dharma boxed wine right about now..

interesting exchange: Sun: I want to raise my baby at home. in Korea. Jin: Don't you mean our baby? Sun: Uh....

Sawyer! in boxes! and nothing else! *swoon* (but why can't they find any razors in the barracks???) anyone else hoping that Kate's cabdriver was someone other that just a cab driver?? haha. also..what's wrong with Daniel, exactly? i. heart. hurley. "you totally just scooby-doo'ed me"

oh, i love me some Yau...but if it means that Ozzy stays in the game longer...i'm all for a Yau-boot. oh, ozzy. i love Cirie, okay? she needed to do something to make her stand out...and she did it..she may have gone too far, but Jonathan (oh, excuse me..Penner) is kind of an ass. Ami...who? is she even on this show? also...Cirie and Kathy have the idol. no question.

also? i care about exactly NO ONE on the other tribe.

i know i'm in the minority...but i kind of *liked* Parker. at the end, on the couch, with Julie? that was fantastic. How badly does Allison want Ryan??? i HATE Joshuah. also maybe Chelsia ("get a noose"? WTF?). there is FAR too much drama in this house this season (i love it!)

best exchange by far? Julie: "Any final words to your boyfriend, Jen?" Jen:  "You're a racist.  Love ya, sweetie."

okay...seriously? who chooses hot food over hot water??

Amy - check!
Garrett - check!
Joanne - slightly surprised...thought she'd stay longer
Colton - color me shocked! i didn't think he'd go THIS early. but, seriously, his hair??

Friday Smackdown

methinks a certain celebrity is going to regret getting this:

anyone want to take a stab who got herself this lame tat??  I will give a prize to the  first person to get it right...(a custom made cd, made, of course, by me. just for you)

today i'm giving out awards! that was the bad tattoo award.

now, we've got...worst outfit of the week...and it goes to Kate Hudson:

and worst hair color of the week goes to Charlotte Church:

and worst resemblance of Lisa Rinna lip work:

and finally...the worst misuse of a brassiere award goes to Kim Kardashian:

big congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony for giving birth to Jher and Jhim just after midnight last night!

The girl was born at 12:12am and weighed 5lbs 7oz, with the boy following at 12.23am, weighing 6lbs.

Lopez’s manager Simon Fields told People: "Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon."

who watched:

Kate's son is Aaron. Kate's son is Aaron! can i say it again...holy shit, Kate's son is Aaron. so...are we thinking that Claire dies and it's Jack's fault and that's why he can't see the baby? or did Kate steal him and is trying to pass him off as her own? and is Aaron one of the six? i really could use some Dharma boxed wine right about now..

interesting exchange: Sun: I want to raise my baby at home. in Korea. Jin: Don't you mean our baby? Sun: Uh....

Sawyer! in boxes! and nothing else! *swoon* (but why can't they find any razors in the barracks???) anyone else hoping that Kate's cabdriver was someone other that just a cab driver?? haha. also..what's wrong with Daniel, exactly? i. heart. hurley. "you totally just scooby-doo'ed me"

oh, i love me some Yau...but if it means that Ozzy stays in the game longer...i'm all for a Yau-boot. oh, ozzy. i love Cirie, okay? she needed to do something to make her stand out...and she did it..she may have gone too far, but Jonathan (oh, excuse me..Penner) is kind of an ass. Ami...who? is she even on this show? also...Cirie and Kathy have the idol. no question.

also? i care about exactly NO ONE on the other tribe.

i know i'm in the minority...but i kind of *liked* Parker. at the end, on the couch, with Julie? that was fantastic. How badly does Allison want Ryan??? i HATE Joshuah. also maybe Chelsia ("get a noose"? WTF?). there is FAR too much drama in this house this season (i love it!)

best exchange by far? Julie: "Any final words to your boyfriend, Jen?" Jen:  "You're a racist.  Love ya, sweetie."

okay...seriously? who chooses hot food over hot water??

Amy - check!
Garrett - check!
Joanne - slightly surprised...thought she'd stay longer
Colton - color me shocked! i didn't think he'd go THIS early. but, seriously, his hair??

Friday Smackdown

methinks a certain celebrity is going to regret getting this:

anyone want to take a stab who got herself this lame tat??  I will give a prize to the  first person to get it right...(a custom made cd, made, of course, by me. just for you)

today i'm giving out awards! that was the bad tattoo award.

now, we've got...worst outfit of the week...and it goes to Kate Hudson:

and worst hair color of the week goes to Charlotte Church:

and worst resemblance of Lisa Rinna lip work:

and finally...the worst misuse of a brassiere award goes to Kim Kardashian:

big congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony for giving birth to Jher and Jhim just after midnight last night!

The girl was born at 12:12am and weighed 5lbs 7oz, with the boy following at 12.23am, weighing 6lbs.

Lopez’s manager Simon Fields told People: "Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon."

who watched:

Kate's son is Aaron. Kate's son is Aaron! can i say it again...holy shit, Kate's son is Aaron. so...are we thinking that Claire dies and it's Jack's fault and that's why he can't see the baby? or did Kate steal him and is trying to pass him off as her own? and is Aaron one of the six? i really could use some Dharma boxed wine right about now..

interesting exchange: Sun: I want to raise my baby at home. in Korea. Jin: Don't you mean our baby? Sun: Uh....

Sawyer! in boxes! and nothing else! *swoon* (but why can't they find any razors in the barracks???) anyone else hoping that Kate's cabdriver was someone other that just a cab driver?? haha. also..what's wrong with Daniel, exactly? i. heart. hurley. "you totally just scooby-doo'ed me"

oh, i love me some Yau...but if it means that Ozzy stays in the game longer...i'm all for a Yau-boot. oh, ozzy. i love Cirie, okay? she needed to do something to make her stand out...and she did it..she may have gone too far, but Jonathan (oh, excuse me..Penner) is kind of an ass. Ami...who? is she even on this show? also...Cirie and Kathy have the idol. no question.

also? i care about exactly NO ONE on the other tribe.

i know i'm in the minority...but i kind of *liked* Parker. at the end, on the couch, with Julie? that was fantastic. How badly does Allison want Ryan??? i HATE Joshuah. also maybe Chelsia ("get a noose"? WTF?). there is FAR too much drama in this house this season (i love it!)

best exchange by far? Julie: "Any final words to your boyfriend, Jen?" Jen:  "You're a racist.  Love ya, sweetie."

okay...seriously? who chooses hot food over hot water??

Amy - check!
Garrett - check!
Joanne - slightly surprised...thought she'd stay longer
Colton - color me shocked! i didn't think he'd go THIS early. but, seriously, his hair??

Friday Smackdown

methinks a certain celebrity is going to regret getting this:

anyone want to take a stab who got herself this lame tat??  I will give a prize to the  first person to get it right...(a custom made cd, made, of course, by me. just for you)

today i'm giving out awards! that was the bad tattoo award.

now, we've got...worst outfit of the week...and it goes to Kate Hudson:

and worst hair color of the week goes to Charlotte Church:

and worst resemblance of Lisa Rinna lip work:

and finally...the worst misuse of a brassiere award goes to Kim Kardashian:

big congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony for giving birth to Jher and Jhim just after midnight last night!

The girl was born at 12:12am and weighed 5lbs 7oz, with the boy following at 12.23am, weighing 6lbs.

Lopez’s manager Simon Fields told People: "Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon."

who watched:

Kate's son is Aaron. Kate's son is Aaron! can i say it again...holy shit, Kate's son is Aaron. so...are we thinking that Claire dies and it's Jack's fault and that's why he can't see the baby? or did Kate steal him and is trying to pass him off as her own? and is Aaron one of the six? i really could use some Dharma boxed wine right about now..

interesting exchange: Sun: I want to raise my baby at home. in Korea. Jin: Don't you mean our baby? Sun: Uh....

Sawyer! in boxes! and nothing else! *swoon* (but why can't they find any razors in the barracks???) anyone else hoping that Kate's cabdriver was someone other that just a cab driver?? haha. also..what's wrong with Daniel, exactly? i. heart. hurley. "you totally just scooby-doo'ed me"

oh, i love me some Yau...but if it means that Ozzy stays in the game longer...i'm all for a Yau-boot. oh, ozzy. i love Cirie, okay? she needed to do something to make her stand out...and she did it..she may have gone too far, but Jonathan (oh, excuse me..Penner) is kind of an ass. Ami...who? is she even on this show? also...Cirie and Kathy have the idol. no question.

also? i care about exactly NO ONE on the other tribe.

i know i'm in the minority...but i kind of *liked* Parker. at the end, on the couch, with Julie? that was fantastic. How badly does Allison want Ryan??? i HATE Joshuah. also maybe Chelsia ("get a noose"? WTF?). there is FAR too much drama in this house this season (i love it!)

best exchange by far? Julie: "Any final words to your boyfriend, Jen?" Jen:  "You're a racist.  Love ya, sweetie."

okay...seriously? who chooses hot food over hot water??

Amy - check!
Garrett - check!
Joanne - slightly surprised...thought she'd stay longer
Colton - color me shocked! i didn't think he'd go THIS early. but, seriously, his hair??

Friday Smackdown

wow...not since Lisa Rinna has someone scared me so much with her lips...yikes, somebody please help Brittany Murphy

can somebody PLEASE explain to me why it is that my boobs NEVER looked like this after i had my babies???

stars...they are just like us...they, like yours truly, have allowed themselves to become, as Juno put it so well, cautionary whales (which giant emphasis on the whale bit) when pregnant...sure make me feel better about my pregnancies...

who watched:

is there anything that Vera Wang doesn't do? mattresses? Trace = easily my most favorite person on this show. ding dong nelly's gone. finally. oh, i was so happy to see my George back on the show...but where's Carolyn. god, i miss her! Lennox brought nothing to the table except a giant fart. nice.

oh. em. gee. i love this show. they are there for Ben. they are there for Ben? he has a man on their boat. he has a man on their boat? a polar bear in Tunisia...and a dharma symbol. Locke's missing kidney saved his life. awesome. "i don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?" i love funny Jack! anyone else think that Noami might not be dead? no? just me? ahahah...hurley and the cabin. love. and sawyer...mmm...love him calling Ben "Yoda"..perfect. too many more questions. gah!!

and Ben's photo? where? when? what?

my single favorite part of Survivor this season: Jonny Fairplay dresses up like Jeff Probst and says "want to know what you're playing for?" i can't believe he's already gone. it would have been fantastic to see him get farther in this game. so many lookalikes...MeatLoaf...Luke Wilson/David Arquette...i really, seriously need to stick Yau Man in my pocket. and Ozzy? the hair? the hair! um..yeah...it's warm like pee water??

Friday Smackdown

wow...not since Lisa Rinna has someone scared me so much with her lips...yikes, somebody please help Brittany Murphy

can somebody PLEASE explain to me why it is that my boobs NEVER looked like this after i had my babies???

stars...they are just like us...they, like yours truly, have allowed themselves to become, as Juno put it so well, cautionary whales (which giant emphasis on the whale bit) when pregnant...sure make me feel better about my pregnancies...

who watched:

is there anything that Vera Wang doesn't do? mattresses? Trace = easily my most favorite person on this show. ding dong nelly's gone. finally. oh, i was so happy to see my George back on the show...but where's Carolyn. god, i miss her! Lennox brought nothing to the table except a giant fart. nice.

oh. em. gee. i love this show. they are there for Ben. they are there for Ben? he has a man on their boat. he has a man on their boat? a polar bear in Tunisia...and a dharma symbol. Locke's missing kidney saved his life. awesome. "i don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?" i love funny Jack! anyone else think that Noami might not be dead? no? just me? ahahah...hurley and the cabin. love. and sawyer...mmm...love him calling Ben "Yoda"..perfect. too many more questions. gah!!

and Ben's photo? where? when? what?

my single favorite part of Survivor this season: Jonny Fairplay dresses up like Jeff Probst and says "want to know what you're playing for?" i can't believe he's already gone. it would have been fantastic to see him get farther in this game. so many lookalikes...MeatLoaf...Luke Wilson/David Arquette...i really, seriously need to stick Yau Man in my pocket. and Ozzy? the hair? the hair! um..yeah...it's warm like pee water??

Friday Smackdown

wow...not since Lisa Rinna has someone scared me so much with her lips...yikes, somebody please help Brittany Murphy

can somebody PLEASE explain to me why it is that my boobs NEVER looked like this after i had my babies???

stars...they are just like us...they, like yours truly, have allowed themselves to become, as Juno put it so well, cautionary whales (which giant emphasis on the whale bit) when pregnant...sure make me feel better about my pregnancies...

who watched:

is there anything that Vera Wang doesn't do? mattresses? Trace = easily my most favorite person on this show. ding dong nelly's gone. finally. oh, i was so happy to see my George back on the show...but where's Carolyn. god, i miss her! Lennox brought nothing to the table except a giant fart. nice.

oh. em. gee. i love this show. they are there for Ben. they are there for Ben? he has a man on their boat. he has a man on their boat? a polar bear in Tunisia...and a dharma symbol. Locke's missing kidney saved his life. awesome. "i don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?" i love funny Jack! anyone else think that Noami might not be dead? no? just me? ahahah...hurley and the cabin. love. and sawyer...mmm...love him calling Ben "Yoda"..perfect. too many more questions. gah!!

and Ben's photo? where? when? what?

my single favorite part of Survivor this season: Jonny Fairplay dresses up like Jeff Probst and says "want to know what you're playing for?" i can't believe he's already gone. it would have been fantastic to see him get farther in this game. so many lookalikes...MeatLoaf...Luke Wilson/David Arquette...i really, seriously need to stick Yau Man in my pocket. and Ozzy? the hair? the hair! um..yeah...it's warm like pee water??

Friday Smackdown

wow...not since Lisa Rinna has someone scared me so much with her lips...yikes, somebody please help Brittany Murphy

can somebody PLEASE explain to me why it is that my boobs NEVER looked like this after i had my babies???

stars...they are just like us...they, like yours truly, have allowed themselves to become, as Juno put it so well, cautionary whales (which giant emphasis on the whale bit) when pregnant...sure make me feel better about my pregnancies...

who watched:

is there anything that Vera Wang doesn't do? mattresses? Trace = easily my most favorite person on this show. ding dong nelly's gone. finally. oh, i was so happy to see my George back on the show...but where's Carolyn. god, i miss her! Lennox brought nothing to the table except a giant fart. nice.

oh. em. gee. i love this show. they are there for Ben. they are there for Ben? he has a man on their boat. he has a man on their boat? a polar bear in Tunisia...and a dharma symbol. Locke's missing kidney saved his life. awesome. "i don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?" i love funny Jack! anyone else think that Noami might not be dead? no? just me? ahahah...hurley and the cabin. love. and sawyer...mmm...love him calling Ben "Yoda"..perfect. too many more questions. gah!!

and Ben's photo? where? when? what?

my single favorite part of Survivor this season: Jonny Fairplay dresses up like Jeff Probst and says "want to know what you're playing for?" i can't believe he's already gone. it would have been fantastic to see him get farther in this game. so many lookalikes...MeatLoaf...Luke Wilson/David Arquette...i really, seriously need to stick Yau Man in my pocket. and Ozzy? the hair? the hair! um..yeah...it's warm like pee water??

Friday Smackdown

what is going on in Hollywood? Why are the women all dressing up like party favors?

first we have Lucy Liu

and then Sarah Jessica Parker

what exactly do we think Britney Spears has against personal hygiene...and also? Brassieres? i hate to break the news to everyone's favorite trainwreck, but after you've had two children, without surgery, there is no way you can let your girls just hang out. and please, if you must, do not, under any circumstances, WEAR A WHITE SHIRT. the nipples!

According to People magazine, Amy Winehouse has finally entered rehab. Her record company issued a statement saying that "Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards. She is nominated in an incredible six categories."

Who watched:

i love me some Piers and Stephen. they are ridiculous together. and Piers in the outfit...rawr! David Hyde Pierce!! love love. jesus, can someone tell Nely that she's NOT likable?! Jenny was the obvious choice...she didn't have a single thing to contribute. why weren't they using her boobs?? and Omarosa...i actually almost liked you this episode until you brought up Eleanor Roosevelt. wtf?

Friday Smackdown

what is going on in Hollywood? Why are the women all dressing up like party favors?

first we have Lucy Liu

and then Sarah Jessica Parker

what exactly do we think Britney Spears has against personal hygiene...and also? Brassieres? i hate to break the news to everyone's favorite trainwreck, but after you've had two children, without surgery, there is no way you can let your girls just hang out. and please, if you must, do not, under any circumstances, WEAR A WHITE SHIRT. the nipples!

According to People magazine, Amy Winehouse has finally entered rehab. Her record company issued a statement saying that "Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards. She is nominated in an incredible six categories."

Who watched:

i love me some Piers and Stephen. they are ridiculous together. and Piers in the outfit...rawr! David Hyde Pierce!! love love. jesus, can someone tell Nely that she's NOT likable?! Jenny was the obvious choice...she didn't have a single thing to contribute. why weren't they using her boobs?? and Omarosa...i actually almost liked you this episode until you brought up Eleanor Roosevelt. wtf?

Friday Smackdown

what is going on in Hollywood? Why are the women all dressing up like party favors?

first we have Lucy Liu

and then Sarah Jessica Parker

what exactly do we think Britney Spears has against personal hygiene...and also? Brassieres? i hate to break the news to everyone's favorite trainwreck, but after you've had two children, without surgery, there is no way you can let your girls just hang out. and please, if you must, do not, under any circumstances, WEAR A WHITE SHIRT. the nipples!

According to People magazine, Amy Winehouse has finally entered rehab. Her record company issued a statement saying that "Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards. She is nominated in an incredible six categories."

Who watched:

i love me some Piers and Stephen. they are ridiculous together. and Piers in the outfit...rawr! David Hyde Pierce!! love love. jesus, can someone tell Nely that she's NOT likable?! Jenny was the obvious choice...she didn't have a single thing to contribute. why weren't they using her boobs?? and Omarosa...i actually almost liked you this episode until you brought up Eleanor Roosevelt. wtf?

Friday Smackdown

what is going on in Hollywood? Why are the women all dressing up like party favors?

first we have Lucy Liu

and then Sarah Jessica Parker

what exactly do we think Britney Spears has against personal hygiene...and also? Brassieres? i hate to break the news to everyone's favorite trainwreck, but after you've had two children, without surgery, there is no way you can let your girls just hang out. and please, if you must, do not, under any circumstances, WEAR A WHITE SHIRT. the nipples!

According to People magazine, Amy Winehouse has finally entered rehab. Her record company issued a statement saying that "Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards. She is nominated in an incredible six categories."

Who watched:

i love me some Piers and Stephen. they are ridiculous together. and Piers in the outfit...rawr! David Hyde Pierce!! love love. jesus, can someone tell Nely that she's NOT likable?! Jenny was the obvious choice...she didn't have a single thing to contribute. why weren't they using her boobs?? and Omarosa...i actually almost liked you this episode until you brought up Eleanor Roosevelt. wtf?

Friday Smackdown

the Cloverfield monster was revealed this week. it's freakin' scary! click here if you want to see. don't say i didn't warn you!!

Amy Winehouse scares everyone, not just small children and animals...

Jessica Alba bump watch! whatever, woman looks better than i do, and i'm NOT pregnant! seriously, i doubt she could look any cuter...

Please explain why Ellen Pompeo looks like my grandmother. please.

i seriously enjoy this photo. becauase this is my life right now. trying to explain to my toddler that wearing one's princess costume might not be the best outdoor outfit...see, some stars really are just like us...

one star child who really isn't like any of our children...Miss Suri Cruise...i cannot even imagine what her life must be like...but dear god she has grown into one of the most beautiful children i have ever seen...

Who watched:

i was so looking forward to many more weeks of Gene; he's a total riot. but he walked right into his own firing. complete suicide right there. methinks he was bored with the show. And CArol? what the hell? you never off yourself up to be fired!! i LOVE the men watching the boardroom. love! Ah! Alec Baldwin! i love him ripping on Stephen, because he's right, Stephen is totally full of crap. Who do we think has hit the botox more...Ivanka or Nely? yeesh! 

Miss Julie Taylor could seriously use a good stab in the throat...how could she do that to Tim? also, anyone else notice her pulling her shirt down to expose her cleavage when she was apologizing? also, in need of good throat stab? Noelle. Coach apologizing to Tim? *squee* Tami and Mama Smash in the grocery store? awesome! best thing about Shelly? calling her sister out on her too-tight-for-school clothing!

best philimination ever - karma rules. i love all three final teams! i love Phil saying "if the teams survive"...oh, Taiwan = Thailand..interesting, Nate. Christina ROCKED the language thing. and Rachel totally ROCKED that roadblock. Ron said "i love you too" ah!

Friday Smackdown

the Cloverfield monster was revealed this week. it's freakin' scary! click here if you want to see. don't say i didn't warn you!!

Amy Winehouse scares everyone, not just small children and animals...

Jessica Alba bump watch! whatever, woman looks better than i do, and i'm NOT pregnant! seriously, i doubt she could look any cuter...

Please explain why Ellen Pompeo looks like my grandmother. please.

i seriously enjoy this photo. becauase this is my life right now. trying to explain to my toddler that wearing one's princess costume might not be the best outdoor outfit...see, some stars really are just like us...

one star child who really isn't like any of our children...Miss Suri Cruise...i cannot even imagine what her life must be like...but dear god she has grown into one of the most beautiful children i have ever seen...

Who watched:

i was so looking forward to many more weeks of Gene; he's a total riot. but he walked right into his own firing. complete suicide right there. methinks he was bored with the show. And CArol? what the hell? you never off yourself up to be fired!! i LOVE the men watching the boardroom. love! Ah! Alec Baldwin! i love him ripping on Stephen, because he's right, Stephen is totally full of crap. Who do we think has hit the botox more...Ivanka or Nely? yeesh! 

Miss Julie Taylor could seriously use a good stab in the throat...how could she do that to Tim? also, anyone else notice her pulling her shirt down to expose her cleavage when she was apologizing? also, in need of good throat stab? Noelle. Coach apologizing to Tim? *squee* Tami and Mama Smash in the grocery store? awesome! best thing about Shelly? calling her sister out on her too-tight-for-school clothing!

best philimination ever - karma rules. i love all three final teams! i love Phil saying "if the teams survive"...oh, Taiwan = Thailand..interesting, Nate. Christina ROCKED the language thing. and Rachel totally ROCKED that roadblock. Ron said "i love you too" ah!

Friday Smackdown

the Cloverfield monster was revealed this week. it's freakin' scary! click here if you want to see. don't say i didn't warn you!!

Amy Winehouse scares everyone, not just small children and animals...

Jessica Alba bump watch! whatever, woman looks better than i do, and i'm NOT pregnant! seriously, i doubt she could look any cuter...

Please explain why Ellen Pompeo looks like my grandmother. please.

i seriously enjoy this photo. becauase this is my life right now. trying to explain to my toddler that wearing one's princess costume might not be the best outdoor outfit...see, some stars really are just like us...

one star child who really isn't like any of our children...Miss Suri Cruise...i cannot even imagine what her life must be like...but dear god she has grown into one of the most beautiful children i have ever seen...

Who watched:

i was so looking forward to many more weeks of Gene; he's a total riot. but he walked right into his own firing. complete suicide right there. methinks he was bored with the show. And CArol? what the hell? you never off yourself up to be fired!! i LOVE the men watching the boardroom. love! Ah! Alec Baldwin! i love him ripping on Stephen, because he's right, Stephen is totally full of crap. Who do we think has hit the botox more...Ivanka or Nely? yeesh! 

Miss Julie Taylor could seriously use a good stab in the throat...how could she do that to Tim? also, anyone else notice her pulling her shirt down to expose her cleavage when she was apologizing? also, in need of good throat stab? Noelle. Coach apologizing to Tim? *squee* Tami and Mama Smash in the grocery store? awesome! best thing about Shelly? calling her sister out on her too-tight-for-school clothing!

best philimination ever - karma rules. i love all three final teams! i love Phil saying "if the teams survive"...oh, Taiwan = Thailand..interesting, Nate. Christina ROCKED the language thing. and Rachel totally ROCKED that roadblock. Ron said "i love you too" ah!

Friday Smackdown

the Cloverfield monster was revealed this week. it's freakin' scary! click here if you want to see. don't say i didn't warn you!!

Amy Winehouse scares everyone, not just small children and animals...

Jessica Alba bump watch! whatever, woman looks better than i do, and i'm NOT pregnant! seriously, i doubt she could look any cuter...

Please explain why Ellen Pompeo looks like my grandmother. please.

i seriously enjoy this photo. becauase this is my life right now. trying to explain to my toddler that wearing one's princess costume might not be the best outdoor outfit...see, some stars really are just like us...

one star child who really isn't like any of our children...Miss Suri Cruise...i cannot even imagine what her life must be like...but dear god she has grown into one of the most beautiful children i have ever seen...

Who watched:

i was so looking forward to many more weeks of Gene; he's a total riot. but he walked right into his own firing. complete suicide right there. methinks he was bored with the show. And CArol? what the hell? you never off yourself up to be fired!! i LOVE the men watching the boardroom. love! Ah! Alec Baldwin! i love him ripping on Stephen, because he's right, Stephen is totally full of crap. Who do we think has hit the botox more...Ivanka or Nely? yeesh! 

Miss Julie Taylor could seriously use a good stab in the throat...how could she do that to Tim? also, anyone else notice her pulling her shirt down to expose her cleavage when she was apologizing? also, in need of good throat stab? Noelle. Coach apologizing to Tim? *squee* Tami and Mama Smash in the grocery store? awesome! best thing about Shelly? calling her sister out on her too-tight-for-school clothing!

best philimination ever - karma rules. i love all three final teams! i love Phil saying "if the teams survive"...oh, Taiwan = Thailand..interesting, Nate. Christina ROCKED the language thing. and Rachel totally ROCKED that roadblock. Ron said "i love you too" ah!

Friday Smackdown

our contest winner Amy is at the prescreening of 27 Dresses right. this. minute. and she'll have her Palm Treo Smartphone in hand tomorrow. Her win was well deserved. While we enjoyed reading all your stories, Amy's stood out as being the funniest, most hilarious, and most embrassing...

My worst bridesmaid story..... one of my male friends asked me to stand up and in his wedding on his side.  I had a choice between renting a tuxedo or buying a dress that would match the tuxedos.  I thought it would be fun and sexy to rent a tuxedo.  Little did I know, tuxedos are NOT designed for women, and I did NOT look like one of those hot models you see in a magazine wearing fitted suits.  The worst part was, when I was helping to seat people, one of the grandma's asked me if I was a man or a woman.  For the money I spent to rent the tuxedo, I could have bought a nice dress that I could have worn again.  Not to mention, looked and felt like a woman!

hahahaha!!'

first it was kingston wearing tights and now he's wearing a ponytail??! anyone else finding this just a little disturbing?

again with the may or may not be pregnants...here's a completely inconclusive look at Avril Lavigne's possibly pregnant belly..

what thinks you? pregnant? not pregnant? is she more of a Jennifer Love Hewitt or more of a Nicole Kidman?? and what do you think about Pam Anderson? i'm thinking it's a yes for Avril and a no for Pam.

I can't stop laughing at this photo...and i'm not sure if it's waif-y Katie Cruise all toga-y or if it's because she's looking all gandalf-like next to Ellen Page. ooh..Ellen Page. LOVE HER. i hope she wins all the available awards this year.

okay...new celebrity crush for me...because holy heck, Megan Fox is hot.

and just  a little gratuituous Hayden and Milo shot...because i love them...

anyone notice i keep this week's smackdown completely Spears free?!?!?! come on...points for that!!

who watched

Omarosa sitting on her ass while the entire team did the white light exercise was the only awesome thing i have ever seen her do. Gene Simmons proved to be a total douche tonight. i miss carolyn and george but i am loving Ivanka and her perfect hair and make-up and her giant balls.

i cannot handle how adorable Riggins' papa bear relationship with Julie is. also...Tim with the baby. gah. *swoon*. Tyra and Landry were better before they ever became anything. just like Landry should never have made the football team. but this is TV land. Matt and new girl are boring as hell. get them off my tv. best episode of the season.

Midnight Train to Georgia...perfection! i will from now on constantly high five myself. because it was awesome. Liz in Germany! i love that kenneth doesn't drink any hot drinks because it's the devil's temperature! bwah! the german "comedies" what about your huge doo-doo???..."i honestly don't know how Kelly Ripa does it..." your last name is weird! i love the raheem callback!

best line "i command myself not to get pregnant" or maybe Sarena's "Thank god because I have no idea what to wear to a paternity hearing" i'm looking forward to Blair taking Jenny down. it's gonna be sweet! Rufus and the two women who i can't tell apart? yawn.

Derek makes me want to vomit. and the symbolism is too much...medical books injures her son ala her career injures her family. if that's not shark-jump worthy...i need evil Cristina! i need Burke! i did think that mer making eggs and Lexi eating them were both sweet gestures. and a faith healer? seriously? episode = meh.

Friday Smackdown

our contest winner Amy is at the prescreening of 27 Dresses right. this. minute. and she'll have her Palm Treo Smartphone in hand tomorrow. Her win was well deserved. While we enjoyed reading all your stories, Amy's stood out as being the funniest, most hilarious, and most embrassing...

My worst bridesmaid story..... one of my male friends asked me to stand up and in his wedding on his side.  I had a choice between renting a tuxedo or buying a dress that would match the tuxedos.  I thought it would be fun and sexy to rent a tuxedo.  Little did I know, tuxedos are NOT designed for women, and I did NOT look like one of those hot models you see in a magazine wearing fitted suits.  The worst part was, when I was helping to seat people, one of the grandma's asked me if I was a man or a woman.  For the money I spent to rent the tuxedo, I could have bought a nice dress that I could have worn again.  Not to mention, looked and felt like a woman!

hahahaha!!'

first it was kingston wearing tights and now he's wearing a ponytail??! anyone else finding this just a little disturbing?

again with the may or may not be pregnants...here's a completely inconclusive look at Avril Lavigne's possibly pregnant belly..

what thinks you? pregnant? not pregnant? is she more of a Jennifer Love Hewitt or more of a Nicole Kidman?? and what do you think about Pam Anderson? i'm thinking it's a yes for Avril and a no for Pam.

I can't stop laughing at this photo...and i'm not sure if it's waif-y Katie Cruise all toga-y or if it's because she's looking all gandalf-like next to Ellen Page. ooh..Ellen Page. LOVE HER. i hope she wins all the available awards this year.

okay...new celebrity crush for me...because holy heck, Megan Fox is hot.

and just  a little gratuituous Hayden and Milo shot...because i love them...

anyone notice i keep this week's smackdown completely Spears free?!?!?! come on...points for that!!

who watched

Omarosa sitting on her ass while the entire team did the white light exercise was the only awesome thing i have ever seen her do. Gene Simmons proved to be a total douche tonight. i miss carolyn and george but i am loving Ivanka and her perfect hair and make-up and her giant balls.

i cannot handle how adorable Riggins' papa bear relationship with Julie is. also...Tim with the baby. gah. *swoon*. Tyra and Landry were better before they ever became anything. just like Landry should never have made the football team. but this is TV land. Matt and new girl are boring as hell. get them off my tv. best episode of the season.

Midnight Train to Georgia...perfection! i will from now on constantly high five myself. because it was awesome. Liz in Germany! i love that kenneth doesn't drink any hot drinks because it's the devil's temperature! bwah! the german "comedies" what about your huge doo-doo???..."i honestly don't know how Kelly Ripa does it..." your last name is weird! i love the raheem callback!

best line "i command myself not to get pregnant" or maybe Sarena's "Thank god because I have no idea what to wear to a paternity hearing" i'm looking forward to Blair taking Jenny down. it's gonna be sweet! Rufus and the two women who i can't tell apart? yawn.

Derek makes me want to vomit. and the symbolism is too much...medical books injures her son ala her career injures her family. if that's not shark-jump worthy...i need evil Cristina! i need Burke! i did think that mer making eggs and Lexi eating them were both sweet gestures. and a faith healer? seriously? episode = meh.

Friday Smackdown

our contest winner Amy is at the prescreening of 27 Dresses right. this. minute. and she'll have her Palm Treo Smartphone in hand tomorrow. Her win was well deserved. While we enjoyed reading all your stories, Amy's stood out as being the funniest, most hilarious, and most embrassing...

My worst bridesmaid story..... one of my male friends asked me to stand up and in his wedding on his side.  I had a choice between renting a tuxedo or buying a dress that would match the tuxedos.  I thought it would be fun and sexy to rent a tuxedo.  Little did I know, tuxedos are NOT designed for women, and I did NOT look like one of those hot models you see in a magazine wearing fitted suits.  The worst part was, when I was helping to seat people, one of the grandma's asked me if I was a man or a woman.  For the money I spent to rent the tuxedo, I could have bought a nice dress that I could have worn again.  Not to mention, looked and felt like a woman!

hahahaha!!'

first it was kingston wearing tights and now he's wearing a ponytail??! anyone else finding this just a little disturbing?

again with the may or may not be pregnants...here's a completely inconclusive look at Avril Lavigne's possibly pregnant belly..

what thinks you? pregnant? not pregnant? is she more of a Jennifer Love Hewitt or more of a Nicole Kidman?? and what do you think about Pam Anderson? i'm thinking it's a yes for Avril and a no for Pam.

I can't stop laughing at this photo...and i'm not sure if it's waif-y Katie Cruise all toga-y or if it's because she's looking all gandalf-like next to Ellen Page. ooh..Ellen Page. LOVE HER. i hope she wins all the available awards this year.

okay...new celebrity crush for me...because holy heck, Megan Fox is hot.

and just  a little gratuituous Hayden and Milo shot...because i love them...

anyone notice i keep this week's smackdown completely Spears free?!?!?! come on...points for that!!

who watched

Omarosa sitting on her ass while the entire team did the white light exercise was the only awesome thing i have ever seen her do. Gene Simmons proved to be a total douche tonight. i miss carolyn and george but i am loving Ivanka and her perfect hair and make-up and her giant balls.

i cannot handle how adorable Riggins' papa bear relationship with Julie is. also...Tim with the baby. gah. *swoon*. Tyra and Landry were better before they ever became anything. just like Landry should never have made the football team. but this is TV land. Matt and new girl are boring as hell. get them off my tv. best episode of the season.

Midnight Train to Georgia...perfection! i will from now on constantly high five myself. because it was awesome. Liz in Germany! i love that kenneth doesn't drink any hot drinks because it's the devil's temperature! bwah! the german "comedies" what about your huge doo-doo???..."i honestly don't know how Kelly Ripa does it..." your last name is weird! i love the raheem callback!

best line "i command myself not to get pregnant" or maybe Sarena's "Thank god because I have no idea what to wear to a paternity hearing" i'm looking forward to Blair taking Jenny down. it's gonna be sweet! Rufus and the two women who i can't tell apart? yawn.

Derek makes me want to vomit. and the symbolism is too much...medical books injures her son ala her career injures her family. if that's not shark-jump worthy...i need evil Cristina! i need Burke! i did think that mer making eggs and Lexi eating them were both sweet gestures. and a faith healer? seriously? episode = meh.

Friday Smackdown

our contest winner Amy is at the prescreening of 27 Dresses right. this. minute. and she'll have her Palm Treo Smartphone in hand tomorrow. Her win was well deserved. While we enjoyed reading all your stories, Amy's stood out as being the funniest, most hilarious, and most embrassing...

My worst bridesmaid story..... one of my male friends asked me to stand up and in his wedding on his side.  I had a choice between renting a tuxedo or buying a dress that would match the tuxedos.  I thought it would be fun and sexy to rent a tuxedo.  Little did I know, tuxedos are NOT designed for women, and I did NOT look like one of those hot models you see in a magazine wearing fitted suits.  The worst part was, when I was helping to seat people, one of the grandma's asked me if I was a man or a woman.  For the money I spent to rent the tuxedo, I could have bought a nice dress that I could have worn again.  Not to mention, looked and felt like a woman!

hahahaha!!'

first it was kingston wearing tights and now he's wearing a ponytail??! anyone else finding this just a little disturbing?

again with the may or may not be pregnants...here's a completely inconclusive look at Avril Lavigne's possibly pregnant belly..

what thinks you? pregnant? not pregnant? is she more of a Jennifer Love Hewitt or more of a Nicole Kidman?? and what do you think about Pam Anderson? i'm thinking it's a yes for Avril and a no for Pam.

I can't stop laughing at this photo...and i'm not sure if it's waif-y Katie Cruise all toga-y or if it's because she's looking all gandalf-like next to Ellen Page. ooh..Ellen Page. LOVE HER. i hope she wins all the available awards this year.

okay...new celebrity crush for me...because holy heck, Megan Fox is hot.

and just  a little gratuituous Hayden and Milo shot...because i love them...

anyone notice i keep this week's smackdown completely Spears free?!?!?! come on...points for that!!

who watched

Omarosa sitting on her ass while the entire team did the white light exercise was the only awesome thing i have ever seen her do. Gene Simmons proved to be a total douche tonight. i miss carolyn and george but i am loving Ivanka and her perfect hair and make-up and her giant balls.

i cannot handle how adorable Riggins' papa bear relationship with Julie is. also...Tim with the baby. gah. *swoon*. Tyra and Landry were better before they ever became anything. just like Landry should never have made the football team. but this is TV land. Matt and new girl are boring as hell. get them off my tv. best episode of the season.

Midnight Train to Georgia...perfection! i will from now on constantly high five myself. because it was awesome. Liz in Germany! i love that kenneth doesn't drink any hot drinks because it's the devil's temperature! bwah! the german "comedies" what about your huge doo-doo???..."i honestly don't know how Kelly Ripa does it..." your last name is weird! i love the raheem callback!

best line "i command myself not to get pregnant" or maybe Sarena's "Thank god because I have no idea what to wear to a paternity hearing" i'm looking forward to Blair taking Jenny down. it's gonna be sweet! Rufus and the two women who i can't tell apart? yawn.

Derek makes me want to vomit. and the symbolism is too much...medical books injures her son ala her career injures her family. if that's not shark-jump worthy...i need evil Cristina! i need Burke! i did think that mer making eggs and Lexi eating them were both sweet gestures. and a faith healer? seriously? episode = meh.

Friday Smackdown

Strike beards!! Who wore his better??? I'm going to go with Conan..i think. they are both pretty, erm, unfortunate...

Still think Nicole isn't pregnant?? Actually...i still think she's not...but i think now she's just messing with the paparazzi. they want to see a pregnant Nicole...so, she'll wear a billowy shirt and give them a pregnant Nicole. But, i hope i'm not right. Being pregnant would be wonderful for her!!

Also doing her very best to mess with the public is Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt. Certainly doing herself NO favors, is she??

Josh Duhamel and Fergie are in Mexico. On the beach. With a dining room chair, an easel, and a gypsy outfit. WTF?

Shiloh's missing. again. poor, poor Shiloh.

Who watched:

Oh my heavenly days...Kynt and Vyxsin completely sealed their fates when they didn't u-turn the team that was behind them. the ONLY team that was behind them. i loved them, but for that? they deserved to get philiminated. How badly do you want to stab Ronald in the throat? almost as bad as you want to stab Jen? best part about the entire episode?? Jen not knowing what a bridegroom was and trying to give the flowers to the elephant. bwah! i want to hug tk and rachel. too cute!

bring on the cheese! i LOVE Big Pussy. Fired for not calling Hugh Hefner? that's ridiculous. Omarosa's ass should have been fired. if nothing else than for the monstrosity she was wearing in the boardroom. all Baldwins are hilarious, especially Stephen. what a goof. i hope every week doesn't just become a 'who has the richest friend' because that will get real old, real fast. Carol Alt is not just big-haired; she's totally bad-ass. love her! 

Vanessa = total stalker, but i'm so glad her smug little ass got beaten by Blair. Blair always wins. Okay, i get why Lily broke it off with Rufus (BOO) but why does she have to marry Bart Bass? i don't get it. can't she still say no to bass? Is is just me or are Serena and Dan becoming a little...um...boring?? i found the whole episode a little meh. boo.

Friday Smackdown

Strike beards!! Who wore his better??? I'm going to go with Conan..i think. they are both pretty, erm, unfortunate...

Still think Nicole isn't pregnant?? Actually...i still think she's not...but i think now she's just messing with the paparazzi. they want to see a pregnant Nicole...so, she'll wear a billowy shirt and give them a pregnant Nicole. But, i hope i'm not right. Being pregnant would be wonderful for her!!

Also doing her very best to mess with the public is Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt. Certainly doing herself NO favors, is she??

Josh Duhamel and Fergie are in Mexico. On the beach. With a dining room chair, an easel, and a gypsy outfit. WTF?

Shiloh's missing. again. poor, poor Shiloh.

Who watched:

Oh my heavenly days...Kynt and Vyxsin completely sealed their fates when they didn't u-turn the team that was behind them. the ONLY team that was behind them. i loved them, but for that? they deserved to get philiminated. How badly do you want to stab Ronald in the throat? almost as bad as you want to stab Jen? best part about the entire episode?? Jen not knowing what a bridegroom was and trying to give the flowers to the elephant. bwah! i want to hug tk and rachel. too cute!

bring on the cheese! i LOVE Big Pussy. Fired for not calling Hugh Hefner? that's ridiculous. Omarosa's ass should have been fired. if nothing else than for the monstrosity she was wearing in the boardroom. all Baldwins are hilarious, especially Stephen. what a goof. i hope every week doesn't just become a 'who has the richest friend' because that will get real old, real fast. Carol Alt is not just big-haired; she's totally bad-ass. love her! 

Vanessa = total stalker, but i'm so glad her smug little ass got beaten by Blair. Blair always wins. Okay, i get why Lily broke it off with Rufus (BOO) but why does she have to marry Bart Bass? i don't get it. can't she still say no to bass? Is is just me or are Serena and Dan becoming a little...um...boring?? i found the whole episode a little meh. boo.

Friday Smackdown

Strike beards!! Who wore his better??? I'm going to go with Conan..i think. they are both pretty, erm, unfortunate...

Still think Nicole isn't pregnant?? Actually...i still think she's not...but i think now she's just messing with the paparazzi. they want to see a pregnant Nicole...so, she'll wear a billowy shirt and give them a pregnant Nicole. But, i hope i'm not right. Being pregnant would be wonderful for her!!

Also doing her very best to mess with the public is Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt. Certainly doing herself NO favors, is she??

Josh Duhamel and Fergie are in Mexico. On the beach. With a dining room chair, an easel, and a gypsy outfit. WTF?

Shiloh's missing. again. poor, poor Shiloh.

Who watched:

Oh my heavenly days...Kynt and Vyxsin completely sealed their fates when they didn't u-turn the team that was behind them. the ONLY team that was behind them. i loved them, but for that? they deserved to get philiminated. How badly do you want to stab Ronald in the throat? almost as bad as you want to stab Jen? best part about the entire episode?? Jen not knowing what a bridegroom was and trying to give the flowers to the elephant. bwah! i want to hug tk and rachel. too cute!

bring on the cheese! i LOVE Big Pussy. Fired for not calling Hugh Hefner? that's ridiculous. Omarosa's ass should have been fired. if nothing else than for the monstrosity she was wearing in the boardroom. all Baldwins are hilarious, especially Stephen. what a goof. i hope every week doesn't just become a 'who has the richest friend' because that will get real old, real fast. Carol Alt is not just big-haired; she's totally bad-ass. love her! 

Vanessa = total stalker, but i'm so glad her smug little ass got beaten by Blair. Blair always wins. Okay, i get why Lily broke it off with Rufus (BOO) but why does she have to marry Bart Bass? i don't get it. can't she still say no to bass? Is is just me or are Serena and Dan becoming a little...um...boring?? i found the whole episode a little meh. boo.

Friday Smackdown

Strike beards!! Who wore his better??? I'm going to go with Conan..i think. they are both pretty, erm, unfortunate...

Still think Nicole isn't pregnant?? Actually...i still think she's not...but i think now she's just messing with the paparazzi. they want to see a pregnant Nicole...so, she'll wear a billowy shirt and give them a pregnant Nicole. But, i hope i'm not right. Being pregnant would be wonderful for her!!

Also doing her very best to mess with the public is Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt. Certainly doing herself NO favors, is she??

Josh Duhamel and Fergie are in Mexico. On the beach. With a dining room chair, an easel, and a gypsy outfit. WTF?

Shiloh's missing. again. poor, poor Shiloh.

Who watched:

Oh my heavenly days...Kynt and Vyxsin completely sealed their fates when they didn't u-turn the team that was behind them. the ONLY team that was behind them. i loved them, but for that? they deserved to get philiminated. How badly do you want to stab Ronald in the throat? almost as bad as you want to stab Jen? best part about the entire episode?? Jen not knowing what a bridegroom was and trying to give the flowers to the elephant. bwah! i want to hug tk and rachel. too cute!

bring on the cheese! i LOVE Big Pussy. Fired for not calling Hugh Hefner? that's ridiculous. Omarosa's ass should have been fired. if nothing else than for the monstrosity she was wearing in the boardroom. all Baldwins are hilarious, especially Stephen. what a goof. i hope every week doesn't just become a 'who has the richest friend' because that will get real old, real fast. Carol Alt is not just big-haired; she's totally bad-ass. love her! 

Vanessa = total stalker, but i'm so glad her smug little ass got beaten by Blair. Blair always wins. Okay, i get why Lily broke it off with Rufus (BOO) but why does she have to marry Bart Bass? i don't get it. can't she still say no to bass? Is is just me or are Serena and Dan becoming a little...um...boring?? i found the whole episode a little meh. boo.

Friday Smackdown #2

~~Apparently, Fergie can add delusional and bat-shit crazy to her list of attributes. she says, “People put celebrities on a pedestal and act like they’re perfect. But I’m more like the people’s artist - the same way Diana was ‘the people’s princess.’ I’m a little more human than other artists. I’m not afraid to show my flaws.” oh yes...she's JUST like Diana. because Diana had classy moves like peeing onstage in front of people...because our good friend Fergie tells January’s issue of Blender:

“I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened. It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.”

~~when bad fashion statements happen to good people:

what you don't see in the picture is with her nice coat and strange choice of eyewear, Jessica Biel is wearing running shoes. interesting...

~~when bad hair happens to good people:

~~when bad, well, when bad everything happens to good people:

oh, Rumer Willis...i am at a loss...

wow....there was NOTHING to watch this week...well, now i love gossip girl even more because there was actually a new episode of something to watch...and what an episode is was!!

Rufus and Lily (squee!), Serena and Dan do it (squee again), Blair is an ice queen (hello Tonya Harding) AND a text queen...whatever, she totally wants Chuck back...no one texts that much, personally, i think Dan should have taken Serena's gift...sure it was expensive, too expensive, but she was excited about it. it was kind of an ass-y move to reject it. Vanessa bugs. seriously. and her hair? bugs even more. and i love blair even more for calling Vanessa out. love love! and it seemed a but odd that Alex had to send Alison a CARD to tell her to meet up...hasn't he heard of a text message? Blair could teach him...

Friday Smackdown #2

~~Apparently, Fergie can add delusional and bat-shit crazy to her list of attributes. she says, “People put celebrities on a pedestal and act like they’re perfect. But I’m more like the people’s artist - the same way Diana was ‘the people’s princess.’ I’m a little more human than other artists. I’m not afraid to show my flaws.” oh yes...she's JUST like Diana. because Diana had classy moves like peeing onstage in front of people...because our good friend Fergie tells January’s issue of Blender:

“I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened. It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.”

~~when bad fashion statements happen to good people:

what you don't see in the picture is with her nice coat and strange choice of eyewear, Jessica Biel is wearing running shoes. interesting...

~~when bad hair happens to good people:

~~when bad, well, when bad everything happens to good people:

oh, Rumer Willis...i am at a loss...

wow....there was NOTHING to watch this week...well, now i love gossip girl even more because there was actually a new episode of something to watch...and what an episode is was!!

Rufus and Lily (squee!), Serena and Dan do it (squee again), Blair is an ice queen (hello Tonya Harding) AND a text queen...whatever, she totally wants Chuck back...no one texts that much, personally, i think Dan should have taken Serena's gift...sure it was expensive, too expensive, but she was excited about it. it was kind of an ass-y move to reject it. Vanessa bugs. seriously. and her hair? bugs even more. and i love blair even more for calling Vanessa out. love love! and it seemed a but odd that Alex had to send Alison a CARD to tell her to meet up...hasn't he heard of a text message? Blair could teach him...

Friday Smackdown #2

~~Apparently, Fergie can add delusional and bat-shit crazy to her list of attributes. she says, “People put celebrities on a pedestal and act like they’re perfect. But I’m more like the people’s artist - the same way Diana was ‘the people’s princess.’ I’m a little more human than other artists. I’m not afraid to show my flaws.” oh yes...she's JUST like Diana. because Diana had classy moves like peeing onstage in front of people...because our good friend Fergie tells January’s issue of Blender:

“I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened. It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.”

~~when bad fashion statements happen to good people:

what you don't see in the picture is with her nice coat and strange choice of eyewear, Jessica Biel is wearing running shoes. interesting...

~~when bad hair happens to good people:

~~when bad, well, when bad everything happens to good people:

oh, Rumer Willis...i am at a loss...

wow....there was NOTHING to watch this week...well, now i love gossip girl even more because there was actually a new episode of something to watch...and what an episode is was!!

Rufus and Lily (squee!), Serena and Dan do it (squee again), Blair is an ice queen (hello Tonya Harding) AND a text queen...whatever, she totally wants Chuck back...no one texts that much, personally, i think Dan should have taken Serena's gift...sure it was expensive, too expensive, but she was excited about it. it was kind of an ass-y move to reject it. Vanessa bugs. seriously. and her hair? bugs even more. and i love blair even more for calling Vanessa out. love love! and it seemed a but odd that Alex had to send Alison a CARD to tell her to meet up...hasn't he heard of a text message? Blair could teach him...

Friday Smackdown #2

~~Apparently, Fergie can add delusional and bat-shit crazy to her list of attributes. she says, “People put celebrities on a pedestal and act like they’re perfect. But I’m more like the people’s artist - the same way Diana was ‘the people’s princess.’ I’m a little more human than other artists. I’m not afraid to show my flaws.” oh yes...she's JUST like Diana. because Diana had classy moves like peeing onstage in front of people...because our good friend Fergie tells January’s issue of Blender:

“I was late, so I didn’t go to the restroom before I went onstage. It was horrible. But, whatever. It happened. It’s like there’s one or two things the public knows about every famous person. With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh.”

~~when bad fashion statements happen to good people:

what you don't see in the picture is with her nice coat and strange choice of eyewear, Jessica Biel is wearing running shoes. interesting...

~~when bad hair happens to good people:

~~when bad, well, when bad everything happens to good people:

oh, Rumer Willis...i am at a loss...

wow....there was NOTHING to watch this week...well, now i love gossip girl even more because there was actually a new episode of something to watch...and what an episode is was!!

Rufus and Lily (squee!), Serena and Dan do it (squee again), Blair is an ice queen (hello Tonya Harding) AND a text queen...whatever, she totally wants Chuck back...no one texts that much, personally, i think Dan should have taken Serena's gift...sure it was expensive, too expensive, but she was excited about it. it was kind of an ass-y move to reject it. Vanessa bugs. seriously. and her hair? bugs even more. and i love blair even more for calling Vanessa out. love love! and it seemed a but odd that Alex had to send Alison a CARD to tell her to meet up...hasn't he heard of a text message? Blair could teach him...