i can't help it. i totally have a girl crush on Hayden Panettiere. if you are a regular over here at Juice, this should come as no shock to you.
i love her....even if she wears strange purple party hats and metallic Boogie Nights bikinis and necklaces that say "Rockstar"...
also...i totally covet her boyfriend :)
Milo Ventimiglia turned 31 this week. and apparently, his girlfriend gave him a good dose of public T&A as a surprise.
According to Digital Spy: "Hayden gave Milo an unforgettable birthday surprise by morphing from her bouncy cheerleader character in Heroes to a bump-and-grind striptease. She asked the wardrobe girls to make her a Velcro-lined version of the outfit she wears on the show. As she sang 'Happy Birthday' to Milo in front of cast and crew during lunch she ripped off the costume to show off her sexy red lingerie. Milo's face went bright red."
she's following a long line of other female celebs. she's done gone and chopped off all her locks.
what do you think?
personally, i think she looks great. she's likely trying to make herself a little older so people will stop making robbing-the-cradle jokes about her and her love, OLDER man Milo Ventimiglia.
mmm...
we've got some broken hearts...
Anna Faris finalizes her divorce from Ben Indra...
as do Pink and Carey Hart. (ahahaha. thanks, Holly...for fixing my typo!)
and some too-cute-for-words hearts...and clearly, still going strong...(mm..Milo in a bow tie...HOT!)
and some they will be over soon hearts...
sources say the two are barely together these days...and that "they haven't spent more than a day in the same city in months." maybe it's because she's too busy getting it on with Natalie Portman.. ha!
because these are some smokin' hot hearts...
our contest winner Amy is at the prescreening of 27 Dresses right. this. minute. and she'll have her Palm Treo Smartphone in hand tomorrow. Her win was well deserved. While we enjoyed reading all your stories, Amy's stood out as being the funniest, most hilarious, and most embrassing...
My worst bridesmaid story..... one of my male friends asked me to stand up and in his wedding on his side. I had a choice between renting a tuxedo or buying a dress that would match the tuxedos. I thought it would be fun and sexy to rent a tuxedo. Little did I know, tuxedos are NOT designed for women, and I did NOT look like one of those hot models you see in a magazine wearing fitted suits. The worst part was, when I was helping to seat people, one of the grandma's asked me if I was a man or a woman. For the money I spent to rent the tuxedo, I could have bought a nice dress that I could have worn again. Not to mention, looked and felt like a woman!
hahahaha!!'
first it was kingston wearing tights and now he's wearing a ponytail??! anyone else finding this just a little disturbing?
again with the may or may not be pregnants...here's a completely inconclusive look at Avril Lavigne's possibly pregnant belly..
what thinks you? pregnant? not pregnant? is she more of a Jennifer Love Hewitt or more of a Nicole Kidman?? and what do you think about Pam Anderson? i'm thinking it's a yes for Avril and a no for Pam.
I can't stop laughing at this photo...and i'm not sure if it's waif-y Katie Cruise all toga-y or if it's because she's looking all gandalf-like next to Ellen Page. ooh..Ellen Page. LOVE HER. i hope she wins all the available awards this year.
okay...new celebrity crush for me...because holy heck, Megan Fox is hot.
and just a little gratuituous Hayden and Milo shot...because i love them...
anyone notice i keep this week's smackdown completely Spears free?!?!?! come on...points for that!!
who watched
Omarosa sitting on her ass while the entire team did the white light exercise was the only awesome thing i have ever seen her do. Gene Simmons proved to be a total douche tonight. i miss carolyn and george but i am loving Ivanka and her perfect hair and make-up and her giant balls.
i cannot handle how adorable Riggins' papa bear relationship with Julie is. also...Tim with the baby. gah. *swoon*. Tyra and Landry were better before they ever became anything. just like Landry should never have made the football team. but this is TV land. Matt and new girl are boring as hell. get them off my tv. best episode of the season.
Midnight Train to Georgia...perfection! i will from now on constantly high five myself. because it was awesome. Liz in Germany! i love that kenneth doesn't drink any hot drinks because it's the devil's temperature! bwah! the german "comedies" what about your huge doo-doo???..."i honestly don't know how Kelly Ripa does it..." your last name is weird! i love the raheem callback!
best line "i command myself not to get pregnant" or maybe Sarena's "Thank god because I have no idea what to wear to a paternity hearing" i'm looking forward to Blair taking Jenny down. it's gonna be sweet! Rufus and the two women who i can't tell apart? yawn.
Derek makes me want to vomit. and the symbolism is too much...medical books injures her son ala her career injures her family. if that's not shark-jump worthy...i need evil Cristina! i need Burke! i did think that mer making eggs and Lexi eating them were both sweet gestures. and a faith healer? seriously? episode = meh.
We have a winner for the 27 Dresses contest! Her story was chosen as the favorite by several members of the urbanmoms.ca team. We are loved it...and were mortified for her. I'm just waiting to hear back from her before we make the big announcement. I want to thank all of your for laying your cards out on the table and bearing your ugly dresses for me. We got a great turnout of responses - both in the comments and through email. THANKS. big kisses to you all!
because my head has been so wrapped around this contest, i haven't been bringing the normal celeb to you. it may also have something to do with this:
girl. is. everywhere.
fortunately for me...i was able to round up some other good stuff for you...
the only funny thing to come out of the People's Choice Awards...they were on last night, unlike a certain other awards show...but Joaquin Phoenix graciously accepted an award and in a trying-to-be-funny way used cue cards to give his speech to respect the writer's strike (?). unfortunately, dude needs to learn to spell his own name...maybe he needs to switch back to Leaf...(she says as she makes the 'drinky, drinky' motion...)
I heart Hayden P. Mostly because she is exactly like me, using her mouth to carry her starbucks...only i cannot, for the life of me, figure out how a person of her size can consume a venti of anything...
and heck, if this isn't an ad for 'Abstinence & The City' i don't know what is...
They are dating, officially. (even though this really comes as no shock to any of us...since we've all known for ages...i don't know who i'm more jealous of...Milo or Hayden...)
They are nasty, officially.
They are adorable newlyweds, officially.
They are married, officially.
i had so much to talk about today...but i find myself distracted by this photo. anyone else wishing they could BE Hayden Pannetiere right about now...mmmm....Peter Petrelli and Mohinder sandwich...(also, Hayden look ridiculously beautiful right here at the Jules Verne Adventure Film festival this week...
also...can you take a look at this photo for me??
not seeing it? look closer....a little closer...um...here's a hint...a little to the right of Posh's right boob....what, dear readers, in the holy heck IS that??
apparently, there's a rumor out there that Jennifer Love Hewitt is NOT only out defending her size 2 frame...she's also out hiding herself a matching bump to our very own Jessican Alba.
according to an unnamed source, "Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news. It wasn't planned, but now that it's happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy."
eh. i'm not sold on this one...what do you think? hiding her belly, or just holding a bag?
Folks, it's official. there is now a celebrity son with more disturbing hair than Ryder Robinson...
..As Celine Dion bid an emotional farewell to Las Vegas...she got an emotional kiss from her daughter son...
Congratulations to Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton on their new baby girl! There's no word on the name yet...but it's anybody's guess. The couple also has a 4-year-old, Billy.
and finally, i'll leave you with my favorite celebrity quote of the day...
"Her hair could use a few blonde highlights."
– Paris Hilton, when asked about German Chancellor Angela Merkel, in the German edition of Vanity Fair
....and that's the Juice.
They might be dating:
According to the New York Daily News, while Hayden was eating at the Chateau Marmont in LA over the weekend, the two were seen hugging a lot and exchanging numbers. a budding romance perhaps, or just a reconnection between two co-stars (they were both in Remember the Titans)??! what do you think?
They are totally over?!:
okay, i have a confession to make. i had never seen an episode of the Hills. ever. until last night. I even emailed my blogging best bud, miss haley-o, to find out the deal on the show. since she was off single-mothering it and taking care of a new baby, i was left to my own devices to research this...
apparently, The Hills is a reality show...and these two, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were to-be-wed both on the show and in real-life. Last night was the season finale, and apparently, Heidi called off the wedding, but they are still together. or something.
According to TMZ.com, the royal wedding is OFF.
what do you think? real? fake?
unsurprising break-up of the week:
Big Brother 8's Nick and Daniele are officially OVER. and the word on the street, at least according to RealityBBQ, is that Nick and skanky Jen are dating. EW.
totally hilarious couple alert:
Mary-Louise Parker and her man, Denny Duquette, erm, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (channeling some sort of strange Robert Downey, Jr-esque 'stache), at the premiere of "P.S. I Love You" i don't know about you...but to me, he still belongs with Izzy Stevens and she belongs with Billy Crudup...
what you want to see right. this. minute.
you can go ahead and admit it...there's no shame. you watch Friday Night Lights. and it's not for Coach Taylor (although you did enjoy him before he turned to pink mist on Grey's Anatomy). It's for Tim Riggins, the Dillon Panthers' resident bad boy. he's scruffy, he's dirty, he's delicious.
Taylor Kitsch is not only hot, folks, he's a good ole Canadian boy, born and raised in BC.
what they didn't want you to see. ever.
it seems before Miss Hayden became America's favorite wholesome cheerleader, she was Paris Hilton-sidekick #423. personally, i prefer Hayden in her yoga pants or skinny jeans.
poor Hayden Pannetiere got hit by hollwood when she was just a wee lass...anyone remember a little movie called Remember the Titans?? anyone remember when she looked like this:
poor girl had to grow up fast...but, unlike some other teenaged celebrities, Hayden seems to be keeping a pretty level head these days. it's probably a good thing that she's been hanging out with the likes of Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, and not the likes of a certain Miss Hilton.
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