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Sarah Jessica Parker is ALONE in the city

Remember a long time ago when we were talking about the BroderickParkers....i mean about something other than their childès lack of proper clothing and love of wearing pajamas in public....remember when we were talking about Ferris Bueller having sex in the city with someone other than his wife, Sarah Jessica ParkerÉÉ the minx-y little 25-year old red head that he apparently started text messaging but then started doing way more than just texting her...well, this was back in July...

well, now, apparently, it seems that SJP has finally had enough.

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According to Star:"The time has come when she realizes it just isn't worth it," a friend of the couple tells Star. "Sarah Jessica is determined to get her own place and bring down the curtain on her marriage." Adds another insider: "Sarah's not stupid. She knows exactly what's going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They're essentially living separate lives."

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new couple alert? publicity stunt?
Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves? Together? the word on the street is that they ARE! and you want the proof? well, isn't it obvious...they are shooting a movie together...The Private Lives of Pippa Lee...and spent a lot of time together...according to Star Magazine:

"They are also always hugging on the set," says a source. "The chemistry is really electric."

so...OBVIOUSLY they are dating. just like every time a celebrity female has eaten too many sandwiches she's obviously pregnant...oh, maybe Winona is pregnant with Keanu's baby. or maybe they are secretly married...

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(please note...you still have one more day to enter the Gone Baby Gone DVD contest!i will announce the winner tomorrow morning! and i'll be bringing you ANOTHER contest!)

suddenly engaged:

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Apparently, George Clooney, the ultimate bachelor, is about to make himself the ultimate husband to his ex-Fear Factor winner girlfriend, Sarah Larson. According to Marie Claire:

One restaurant worker in Laglio, the town where Clooney has a villa, said: 'They haven't made any announcement yet, but there are people in this town who know more than me. They say the couple are already engaged.' Since Sarah met George she has ditched her £100,000-a-year job to join the jet-set, and has since enjoyed romantic trips to Venice, Dubai, Miami and his Lake Como hideaway. But it was the Oscars destination that really set tongues wagging: Sarah was the first woman to be invited to walk the red carpet with Clooney. George previously enjoyed romances with Renee Zellweger and Lisa Snowdon but, the source says, he's finally found someone 'he wants to really give it a go with'."

suddenly single:

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it's a divorce for Star Jones and her husband of three years, Al Reynolds. The pair separated in January and are officially calling it quits.

suddenly together??:

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so much for those Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson rumors...According to Star Magazine:

Owen Wilson has been cozying up to Jennifer Aniston in Miami, where they're currently playing husband and wife on the set of the upcoming film Marley and Me. "The hugging didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling," one crew member tells Star. "They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly."

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is there anyone cuter than these two these days? Seriously, some people are totally over them...but i adore this couple. Also, Drew looks HOT.

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possibly cuter? TR Knight and his boyfriend, Mark Cornelson, who is not only adorable, he's also kind of awesome. he was the 2007 Matthew Shepard Point Scholar...

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maybe cuter is Miley Cyrus and Mario Lopez??? (ONLY KIDDING! the two are NOT together...Miley has her sights set on someone else anyway...It seems she's totally into Ryan Cabrera...

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it's Hump day...the day we talk about relationships...
we could talk about Paris Hilton and Benji Madden...
or we could talk about Sean Penn and his new lady love Petra Nemcova ..
or we could talk about Pam Anderson's new divorce...

but i need to talk about two very important and disturbing things today...

this. Rachel Bilson's relationship with her new bangs.

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and this. Christina Aguilera's relationship with her new boobs.

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i'm all for a separation from both :)

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we've got some broken hearts...

Anna Faris finalizes her divorce from Ben Indra...

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as do Pink and Carey Hart. (ahahaha. thanks, Holly...for fixing my typo!)

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and some too-cute-for-words hearts...and clearly, still going strong...(mm..Milo in a bow tie...HOT!)

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and some they will be over soon hearts...

sources say the two are barely together these days...and that "they haven't spent more than a day in the same city in months." maybe it's because she's too busy getting it on with Natalie Portman.. ha!

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because these are some smokin' hot hearts...

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Brand spanking new couple Drew Barrymore and Justin Long make their red carpet debut at Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show at Hollywood’s Egyptian Theater on Monday. These two are ridiculously cute. i hope it's real and not a publicity stunt. i've mentioned before that i can't handle her acting, but i like her as a person, and i've loved Justin Long since he was on Ed.

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It looks as though motherhood is agreeing with Nicole Richie. She has lost ALL of her baby weight in TWO weeks. yes, folks. Baby Harlow (love. that. name.) is already two weeks old!

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There are rumors flying around that JLo and Marc Anthony is planning to name her new babies Emme and Max (ala  Christina Aguilera)...According to Star Magazine

"On Jan. 18, the day before the 38-year-old Grammy winner’s fabulous baby shower at New York City’s chic Gramercy Park Hotel, J.Lo’s mom, Guadalupe, was spotted picking up two gold-rope baby ID bracelets engraved with those names from Genesis Jewelers in Yorktown Heights, N.Y.

Unfortunately for Guadalupe, she wasn’t alone in the store, and another shopper heard exactly what she ordered!"

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They are dating, officially. (even though this really comes as no shock to any of us...since we've all known for ages...i don't know who i'm more jealous of...Milo or Hayden...)

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They are nasty, officially.

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They are adorable newlyweds, officially.

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They are married, officially.

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They might be dating:

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According to the New York Daily News, while Hayden was eating at the Chateau Marmont in LA over the weekend, the two were seen hugging a lot and exchanging numbers. a budding romance perhaps, or just a reconnection between two co-stars (they were both in Remember the Titans)??! what do you think?

They are totally over?!:

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okay, i have a confession to make. i had never seen an episode of the Hills. ever. until last night. I even emailed my blogging best bud, miss haley-o, to find out the deal on the show. since she was off single-mothering it and taking care of a new baby, i was left to my own devices to research this...

apparently, The Hills is a reality show...and these two, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were to-be-wed both on the show and in real-life. Last night was the season finale, and apparently, Heidi called off the wedding, but they are still together. or something. 

According to TMZ.com, the royal wedding is OFF.

what do you think? real? fake?

unsurprising break-up of the week:

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Big Brother 8's Nick and Daniele are officially OVER. and the word on the street, at least according to RealityBBQ, is that Nick and skanky Jen are dating. EW.

totally hilarious couple alert:

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Mary-Louise Parker and her man, Denny Duquette, erm, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (channeling some sort of strange Robert Downey, Jr-esque 'stache), at the premiere of "P.S. I Love You" i don't know about you...but to me, he still belongs with Izzy Stevens and she belongs with Billy Crudup...

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