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Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. minute.

Rachel Bilson. i'm sorry, does she never NOT look amazing? (i have an extra large girl crush on her)

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what you didn't want to see. ever.

oh, Madge. oh, poor, poor Madge's arms.

Madonna

Apparently, the newest sex tape on the block belongs to none other than Madonna and Alex Rodriguez. According to Daily Star:

"A sleazy cameraman is trying to flog a tape he alleges shows the singer romping with US baseball hunk Alex Rodriguez.

He is demanding a fortune for the footage he claims was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment allegedly used by the pair for secret afternoon trysts.

Last night Madonna’s lawyers said they were “aware” of the lensman’s claims but were not commenting."

also! winners!

the winners of Semi-Pro are, chosen by the first two to answer the questions correctly:

Arisalt and AJ

the winners of The Tracey Fragments/Superhero movies are, chosen randomly:

Heather, Katt and Suzanne Hein!!

congratulations! i will email you to get your details asap!

Tuesday Tease

what you want to see. right this very second.

it's the NEW Beverly Hills, 90210!

i'm sure i will watch it. but..no Dylan? i can't even imagine

although that IS Lucille Bluth (otherwise known as Jessica Walters...to any of you non-Arrested Development fans) you are seeing in that clip! holy wow! love her!

Lori Laughlin, who plays Celia Mills (and NOT "the new Cindy Walsh") explains that like the Walsh family, her family on the show is much more modest than the others..."Yes, modest living. We go to live with my mother-in-law who is ailing and played by Jessica Walters, and she was supposedly a big movie star in the 1970s. But we move in with her. So, we live in Beverly Hills but we're not like in a big mansion."

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but unlike the Walshes...her children are NOT twins and she has a career: "One is my biological daughter [played by Shenae Grimes]. The other is my adopted son, who is African-American [played by Tristan Wilds]. So it's a contemporary family. It's fitting more of what's happening today in families."




Tuesday Tease

what you want to see. right. this. minute.

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James McAvoy. The unconventional sex symbol. The Scottish Mc (spelled without an 'a'...probably got beaten up a lot over it). The faun in The Chronicles of Narnia. The hottness in Atonement. Photobucket

The future hottness alongside Angelina Jolie in Wanted.

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what you never wanted to see. ever.

Courtney Love is moving to England. and seemingly already dressing the part. the poor, poor country.

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Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. very. minute.

ohmigod...i must see this movie. Penelope. Christina Ricci as the pig-nosed girl, James McAvoy and Reese Witherspoon all selling something about inner beauty. or something.

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what they didn't want you to see. ever.

this one is probably a tie...between Mischa not wanting us to see that she's likely the WHITEST person on the planet.  (i'm kind of digging her glasses, though. and her hair. and her stack of magazines)

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or Rhianna showing us that she's a fashion victim. dear god, WHAT is she wearing???!?

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Tuesday Tease: Jared Leto VS. Jordan Catalano

it's a very special Tuesday Tease this week...

because the what you want to see this very minute is this:

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and what YOU didn't want to see. ever is this:

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what happened to him??? WAH.

Tuesday Tease

what you want to see. right. this. very. minute.

Ewan McGregor is one of those actors that you either get or your don't. and i get him. oh boy do i get him.

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i even get him in a kilt...mmm..

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and i'd like to get him with Jude Law...

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what they didn't want you to see. ever.

Sir Christopher Walken (aka..scariest man alive) earned himself one of Harvard's coveted Hasty Pudding Man of the Year awards. During a roast before the ceremony, Walken dressed in drag and sang to a student...and then re-enacted the famous "more cowbell" skit from SNL.

sex-ay!

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Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. very. minute.

Ryan Phillipe gets naked...well, half naked for W Magazine...and we've got a picture to prove it! You can read the article here (as if you actually care about the article....)

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we already know he looks good without a shirt. mmm..

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what they didn't want you to see. ever.

it's a total toss-up this week...

what do you think...is it:

a) ScarJo who may have made a colossal mistake starring in a movie alongside the always perfect Natalie Portman...

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or

b) Katherine Heigl's new (old) haircut...Golden Girl much?

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Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. second.

you want to see Gisele Bundchen run naked through New York City, don't you??

Well, it seems that Plaxico Buress wasn't the only one talking pre-uperbowl trash. Miss Gisele came out and proclaimed: "If the Pats lose, I’ll run naked though Mid-Town Manhattan."

well...we all know how this ends, don't we?

apparently, she's been working out logistics with CBS Sports...

"It was a mistake and I'm sorry I said it. I don't know what I could have been thinking -- Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It'd take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How 'bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day ... will that work? "

Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. minute.

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i came from the Jess. I stayed for the Peter. i heart this man.

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and it certainly doesn't hurt that he looks pretty darn great without a shirt on...

what they didn't want you to see. ever.

okay...miss Kelly Rowland...you've got some serious 'splaining to do. why, on god's green earth, did you choose to wear this horrific, erm, outfit, at a place called G-A-Y, nonetheless? or are you trying to look like a tranny?? have you been taking fashion tips from Beyonce again?

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Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. minute.

who knew that the superdork from The Mickey Mouse Club and Breaker High was going to turn out so hot??

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the man. is. sex.
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and the kiss. the kiss!! HAWT!
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what they didn't want you to see. ever.

although with Amy you can't really tell, can you...maybe she wanted us to see her smoking crack. According to The Sun, Winehouse was caught with the crack just minutes after a 19-minute drug binge that included both Ecstasy and Cocaine. sure, you can't really tell from this video exactly what she was doing (we know that the Sun saying that it's crack is more newsworthy) but either way, Amy Winehouse is a total trainwreck. She and Miss Britney are neck and neck for celebrity of the year right now...

Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. minute.

in honor of Lost's return on January 31st, i give you a double header. your two favorite castaways...

Jack

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and

Sawyer

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what they didn't want you to see. ever.

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it's no secret...i think Jessica Biel is close to perfection. Her body in Chuck and Larry was the only redeeming thing about the entire film. She's stunning...but the lips?? THE LIPS! what is going on with those lips? how does she hide those things with make-up??

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also...Juice has been nominated for not one, but TWO Canadian Blog Awards:

Best Entertainment/Cultural Blog

and

Best Media/Celebrity Blog

Please click the links and vote for me!! You can only vote once in this first round, and you don't have to register, so please stop by and vote. thanks!

Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. minute.

i told y'all i'd pick McSteamy over McDreamy (not that i'd ever say no to McDreamy...)!!

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this man oozes sexy. Also, he makes the role of jerk look hot. while Derek Shepherd makes the role of jerk look, well, jerk-like.

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what they didn't want you to see. ever.

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poor Hilary Duff...can't even pick her nose in public without someone catching it on camera. But, i guess she should feel a little comforted by the fact that she's certianly NOT the only one...

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Tuesday Tease

what you want to see right. this. minute.

you can go ahead and admit it...there's no shame. you watch Friday Night Lights. and it's not for Coach Taylor (although you did enjoy him before he turned to pink mist on Grey's Anatomy). It's for Tim Riggins, the Dillon Panthers' resident bad boy. he's scruffy, he's dirty, he's delicious.

Taylor Kitsch is not only hot, folks, he's a good ole Canadian boy, born and raised in BC.

what they didn't want you to see. ever.

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it seems before Miss Hayden became America's favorite wholesome cheerleader, she was Paris Hilton-sidekick #423. personally, i prefer Hayden in her yoga pants or skinny jeans.

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poor Hayden Pannetiere got hit by hollwood when she was just a wee lass...anyone remember a little movie called Remember the Titans?? anyone remember when she looked like this:

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poor girl had to grow up fast...but, unlike some other teenaged celebrities, Hayden seems to be keeping a pretty level head these days. it's probably a good thing that she's been hanging out with the likes of Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, and not the likes of a certain Miss Hilton.