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Who Watched...

Gossip Girl
Blair and Uncle Jack. there's no way they, um, did it, right? right? there was not enough NATE in this episode. just saying. but i did appreciate the total lack of VAnessa...so there's that. couldn't we have enjoyed Dan and Serena back together for more than a minute? seriously? the rooptop scene! GAH! also, i totally heart Dorota. and i didn't hate Jenny in this episode...just her roots.

30 Rock
aha! AMAZING episode. "The lady will be having the tasting menu, but with some substitutions. Instead of, um, any of it, she'll have a cup of hot water with a chicken bone in it, and a bowl of salted ice cubes." Kenneth does the Teen Witch rap. DYING. Jenna as Janis! love! "SHUT IT DOWN!" hahah. A BLAFFAIR TO REMEMBLACK.

Grey's Anatomy
Eric Stoltz!!! GAH. love love love love him. Derek and Meredith's spazzy dancing? BEST. Seriously, the cheif needs to stop acting like a complete and total asshat. oh, Owen, you might manbond with McDreamy and you may be loving on Cristina, but you are NOT Burke. Dead Denny needs to die. again. gah..Alex bakes his crazy girlfriend a cake...sweet :) i like Mark and Lexie. don't hate me!

The Bachelor
wow. season after season these women continue to blow me away with how annoying and scary they can be. the MySpace stalker? YEESH! here's a tip...on the first night, you goal should be NOT TO COME OFF AS BATSHIT CRAZY. that is all. oh, and stop with the POEMS...i'm looking at you, Keri! oh, and no wiener tests. wtf? Deanna. what a total tool. coming back like that. i *hope* it's staged.

Bow-tied Bob wins Survivor Gabon!

The 17th season of Survivor came to an end last night when the bow-tie clad Survivor Bob took home the top prize of sole survivor of Survivor: Gabon, proving that nice guys don't always finish last. Bob is also the oldest winner of the series ever.

i always take issue with the castaways at the live finale. Don't you find that they always looked WAY better as survivors...all dirty and unmade-up??

Matty? oh my dear god...tanorexic much?

and Sugar? she was almost CUTE on Gabon...

but here she's just, well, um, not.

and i still have no idea who Susie is. hahah.

Did you watch? what did you think of the finale?

There's a good chance i'll watch Survivor: Brazil. i've watched the last 17...so why stop now? hahaha.

Who Watched...

Christina and the pigs made my heart happy! Bailey gives Erica the smackdown...i couldn't love Bailey more. and Hunt? i totally wanted to hate him until he totally redeemed himself by asking the Mcs for advice. classy. The chief was a total mcdouchebag with Meredith. loved Derek's "hi Torres" -awesome. i actually *liked* Izzy this episode! and i loved the Lexipedia "i named the pigs today" and George's "i don't know what that means"

Ace! gone! hooray! good for Sugar for not giving you the idol. best move she could make at this point.and bitchy Corinne? best thing i've seen this season. Ken is totally winning this game. i love Bob. Randy and the king of gabon bull? what's that all about. i was just totally meh about DAn.

first episode where i actually cared at all about Ethan. not sure how i feel about Mr. Matthews asking how old she was and then kissing her...(quite NEver Been Kissed-y) high Silver was AWESOME. Naomi's hair KILLS me..WTF? i miss Kelly and BRenda. Naveed? not sure about this one. why didn't we know about his crush on her?

it's back!! ah! They make a RU out of MOR and S! penis pasta! the University of Tokyo commercial. Jenna's stalker: "I don't do anything for Yolanda and she sends me those headless dolls" and Colin Firth sure can wear a sweater! selling the "E" in GE to Samsung, who is now "Samesung" but maybe my favorite line of the night: those Dora the Explorer panties she was wearing were obviously made for an obese child

Jenny and Nate! HOT. i've never even really liked Jenny...but this? i'm all over. And Dan? what an asshole. that was so uncool. and Aaron? Serena certainly has a type, eh? i am kind of digging him. they are so right...if Blair and Chuck become a couple, it will get boring real fast. the chase, however, is HOT. also? Willa Holland makes me all kinds of happy.

 

 

Who watched...

Lexipedia is, by far, this shows best nickname yet. love it. and Meredith dropping the kidney? AWESOME. and when Bailey called her 'butterfingers'? icing on the cake. i found the kidneys in bags really disturbing. is that really how they do it? this whole thing seemed like a total unethical mess, no? the whole transplant thing. i think there was WAY too much coercion happening. not sure how i feel about the Izzy/Alex scene. do we really want to go down that road? or did he just kiss her to shut her the hell up? favorite thing about Grey's Anatomy? Mark Sloan. yum. he can teach me the Sloan method any day (should be in a medical journal. bwahaha)

Survivor = BORING. Ace is totally NOT British...he's losing that accent far too frequently. and Crystal? total fail. whale. it's a good thing she didn't tell people that she's an athlete because good god woman!!it's sad when the most likable person is...Kenny? and Dan? whatever...this is survivor. you don't want to be hungry at midnight? douche.

"It squeaks when i bang it" that's what she said. haha. farm aid is when farmers all gather to fight aids. ah, Creed! "You do not steal from Creed Bratton. The last person to do that disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton." oh, and Darryl explaining that Michael top Springsteen songs had three Huey Lewis songs and Tracey CHapman's Fast Car.

Who Watched...

this season just keeps getting better. just when i think people can't get any dumber...Erik goes and gives away his immunity necklace. gives it right the f$%k away! one word: Bufoon. oh, Cirie...you are the master of this game! James' reaction? my favorite of all the jurors!

he slept with Rose. and the whole time he was thinking about Meredith. WHORE! love it! this was Cristina's episode. she was perfect. in the boardroom. in the morgue singing "like a virgin" and how much do i love Meredith and Cristina's friendship? Izzie wins major points with me tonight for not telling Alex. she finally does something right!

holy nightmares...Horace and your scary cabin! what is Alpert? at baby John's hospital room? CREEPY. Claire in the cabin! ah!!!!!! Hurley shares his chocolate car with Ben. awesome! what was the test with young John? and John's drawing of the black smoke monster!!! holy crap...Abaddon as orderly..."you'll owe me one" and Ben: "destiny is a fickle bitch." i have so much more to say but i can't breathe! too many questions! this show is INSANE!

i'm calling it right now...Whitney wins. too many good lines to pick a favorite...how about "I guess I'm just the Salesha of this competition" yes, Dominique, that's right, you are...hahaha. and how much do i love Paulina "you led me to a cactus!" and then "This is a transvestite, I'm sorry" and then Miss Jay's "that's why it's called Cover Girl. It covers up the man in you." mmmm... Nigel Barker...