My Mom: Jen. Come here. Does my scar look lumpy? It has been feeling a bit lumpy.

Me: Let me see. (Lifts shirt to see scar on shoulder)

My Dad: How long has it felt lumpy?! Why didn't you say it was lumpy?! You need to tell someone if the scar feels lumpy! Jen, does it look lumpy?!

Me: Oh my. Well. Yeah. It looks lumpy.

I'll keep you posted.