This is a conversation my daughter is currently having while playing with her friend:
Friend: OK, I'm going to be 16. My name is Lily and I'm older and taller.
Daughter: No. I'll be older but also smarter. You can be taller. My name's Ella.
Friend: No! I want to be smarter! You can be smaller and older then.
Daughter: No!! I said I was smarter! You can't be! You can be smaller and older or taller and younger. But I AM smarter.
Friend: How about we're both smart. Then you can be smaller but older?
Daughter: No way! I'm smarter. You just be whatever else but I'm smarter.
Friend: So I get to be taller AND older as long as you are smarter?
That's my girl. Oh, and by the way, my "little" girl just lost her first tooth. OK, OK. Yes, I pulled it out but still, it IS a milestone.