This mocking, smug little a**hole will not let me be: That's why I ate his smug little grin right off. Bet he's not feeling so sickeningly sweet anymore...but oh yes, he is...and he's calling to me. From the fridge. Must go to him. Just one little nibble. Then another. Really, it isn't too bad - 1000 calories spread over a few days (not including the Reese's peanut butter eggs or the Easter Cream egg or the creamed eggs and ham breakfast...3 servings). Just one more little bite and I'll satisfy that craving. Oh, how you mock me Chocolate Easter Bunny!... More »

I can NOT handle anymore snow. I love winter. I get all giddy with the first snow fall. I adore those cold, sunny winter days. But this much snow in the city makes life very complicated. And it has been going on far too long. So, we head up north where we can at least take solace in a hot tub and ski on those cold sunny days. This Sunday has got to be one of the best ski days ever. But still, enough already. So, what do you do when you have built 3500 snowmen, tobogganed 5 zillion times,... More »