You know that old quote, "of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most"?  I sort of feel like that since becoming a mother, except it's not so much the lost mind that bothers me.  After all, I do still have my mind; it just happens to be a little more frazzled and sleep deprived than it was pre-children, and it occasionally short circuits and starts playing loops of the "Max and Ruby" theme song, but it's there. What I miss the most, truly and deeply, is the bathroom. Oh, of course, like my mind,... More »